Ryan James McGoff

I love verdugo & Soto in the Bronx. I’m excited to watch the Yankees this year and that’s not a feeling I’ve ever really felt

@xmatthewbx Sorry that you're so hot.

@xmatthewbx @OhDagEmily @hayleyocho Don't tell me what to do.

I somehow duped this smokeshow into marrying me and that’s the tightest shit I’ll ever do

@OhDagEmily I could make a list of things that Matty does that are actually weird and not I'm-a-lizard-and-I-want-to-be-warm weird.

@ryanmcgoff Matty thinks it’s weird. Like he’s flabbergasted that I want to bring a blanket to the movies. Has he never met me??? He knows I’m always cold????

Is it weird or normal to bring a blanket to the movies

@jasoncomix @OhDagEmily Well, I'm not going to argue with science.

@OhDagEmily - Dr. Mark Greene - Dr, Mark Greene - Dr. Mark Greene

Favorite characters in books/tv/film: •Atticus Finch •Ser Davos Seaworth •Mike Ehrmantraut

@OhDagEmily #NegativeVibesOnly

We had a long day at the office yesterday, came home and ate tortas after. Went to bed early. Woke up at 5:30 this morning with a throat so dry that I wondered if I had Covid. Turns out I just didn’t drink enough water post-torta. Back to bed

@OhDagEmily Pet Benny for me, please, and tell him I'll brush him tomorrow.

Gamer girl and her boy🖤

@OhDagEmily I don't care for this.

I give up. Guess I’m watching KBO this year

@_meech666 Is there money in this, because I, too, do this a lot. I'm no one-trick pony, either; I'm also able to go around looking for my keys and/or phone when they're in my hand.

OnlyFans but it's just me walking in to a room and immediately forgetting what I was doing

@OhDagEmily And Michael.

I haven’t yet but I also rarely leave the house other than work and the only human beings I see outside of my masked colleagues are Matthew, Del and Ryan

@LegenDarien It's a famous quote from the movie Airplane!, so maybe you watched it recently?

@OhDagEmily And I'll do it again.

@ryanmcgoff And the “I’m unable to pour liquid into a vessel without it being borderline irresponsibly full” friend

Literally @ryanmcgoff

@jasoncomix @tricycles Nice try, giant wasp.

@OhDagEmily @xmatthewbx 10/10, would hug endlessly.

Look at my smokeshow of a boyfriend

@jasoncomix Why doesn't anybody ask us about our completely unqualified opinions?

@jasoncomix Yeah, with bike lanes separated from traffic, dedicated bus lanes, fewer left-hand turn opportunities, curb bump outs, an overall narrower road (from 60 feet to 50 feet), and better lighting, You know, all the things that promote pedestrian safety. But she's the traffic engineer.