Sam Caley

Fact he’s sat in fucking Essex eating steak at 6pm when he’s got a club night in BLACKPOOL is top fucking tier. @screenrotpod

@deadgirldiet So much plastic 😩

@The_Forty_Four Still there… still there… still there…

Pieface & Sam’s corner having a sprint race this morning on the way to Barnsley away😭😭😭

@BertySi @DividendDrip About 3 rounds’ worth

@DividendDrip 35 pounds

Do you have an emergency fund? If Yes, How much have you set aside.

@BertySi 😂 they clearly don’t know you at all. “Before” becoming the shithead…

@samcaley22 Your girlfriend's work

😁

@jt_stamford Michael Ballack or Alex

How have I looked at this and thought Eto’o? 😂

@goalkeeper_com 🐐, Salvatore Sirugu, and no idea

A long time ago... Brazil 2014.🔙🇮🇹 Do You recognise them all?👇🧤

@BertySi Is that a matchbox car?

Shocking 2.6 turdo

@ForePlayPod Karl Vilips…this you @bootlegger1974 😂

Karl Vilips just had a birdie putt and ended up making a triple bogey. Absolutely DIABOLICAL hole location at the Houston Open today.

@Matt_Hutson @MattCooperBites

Chicken Tikka Jaipuri - Recipe & Method 🌶️🔥 It’s a been a little while since I did some content for my mate @mattcooperbites. So when he got in touch to say he had a recipe for me to have a go at, I was well up for it… Absolute banger 🤝 mattcooperbites.com/CURRY-HUTS

@PremiershipYrs Anyone been exposed to Sanderson outside of #SWFC and #Soton sponsorship?

I used to enjoy the novelty of the 'Sanderson derby'.

@themoderndaygk Never thought I’d say…Schmeichel-esque….from Karl Darlow 🤯

KARL 👏 DARLOW 👏 WHAT A SAVE! 🤩

@ojtweetswaffle That’s a man actually Derek…

We finally have our very own Onlyfans sket #ncfc

Sarcasm?!? Give me a break! You might feel differently if he had dropped you on YOUR head like 47 gazillion times!

“Today is incredibly momentous” An emotional @robwalkertv gives you all the key details from Sheffield on the news that the World Championship is STAYING at The Crucible. 🏡 ❤️

@VinnieSull1van @Britains___Pubs Track 🙏🏻

These days, I seem to have too much to think about to be able to concentrate on anything at all.

Driving on the A1 Southbound

This is how Dominik Szoboszlai pulled up to the Hungary national team 🇭🇺🥶

@ykbprst 200k in cash 😂😂 daft twat

🚨 JUST IN: Burglars broke into the home of Alex Iwobi, where he was held at knifepoint. According to reports, the attackers made away with valuable items including designer wristwatches, jewelry, two iPhones, a MacBook laptop, and approximately £200,000 in cash. Sources further claim that the total value of items stolen is estimated to be around £500,000. Authorities are said to be investigating the incident.

@London_W4 Half pint of prawns…not one for the first date is it.. 😅

And now I’m here in this beautiful pub in Maida Vale, London. As you can see from the door to the left of the bar stools, this is one of the last surviving pubs that was originally built for dwarves, or midgets as I think they’re now called (or possibly elves). I have to limbo dance with my drink to get through these four foot high doors, but it’s worth it to know that I’m supporting the little people.