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i didn’t read that in the - 𝑢𝑛𝑓𝑓 .ᐟ - job description
they’re going to know i’m gone ~
.@ranatrain
this is part of your job ...
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oh . . . right . . . of course they do
🪽@angeliclusting
vought use people as human experiments to test their new compound on, and cover up every crime that happens in the tower. . there’s a lot.
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my previous employer sort of wants my body for experimentation , so if it’s not as bad as that , i’m in.
🪽@angeliclusting
oh, you’re so naive, it’s adorable.
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right. big job to do. gotcha , ms. neuman.
victoria.@politicalrot
alright, easy. not the place, nor the time.
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. . . i’ll see what i can do.
victoria.@politicalrot
you’ll get an extra day off next week if you do it.
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this one was . . . different. respectfully
i really don’t like the sound of this , boss.
victoria.@politicalrot
we’ve all had shitty jobs. think of it as. . . snooping on my old man, yeah? i don’t want to be blind sighted when i visit him.
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annoying tends to be my M.O , congresswoman. my last job gave me . . . issues
what .ᐣ you want me to snoop on the head of VOUGHT .ᐣ
victoria.@politicalrot
he’s really not as bad as you think. just don’t annoy him too much, and he won’t get mad. okay, yeah, that’s fine. i’ll call him later. . . can’t you just, like, snoop on him?
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i’m a secretary , vicky , if people are taking their anger out on someone it’s almost exclusively me
no. he said it was a private but urgent matter. sorry i can’t be of more help —
victoria.@politicalrot
. . . you got scared of my dad? jesus christ, okay. i’ll call him later. did he say what it was about?
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/ this is so chic and i want the same thing to happen with carmen if she’s stood in front of a screen
soli@solisolsoli
"what a view" by thirstastic
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riight . . .
( though i should probably warn you that stan edgar came looking for you while you were out and i told him you weren’t in and he kinda scared the shit out of me and told me to tell you that he needs to see you GASP )
victoria.@politicalrot
yeah, yeah, sure. not in the mood to talk about the office, though.
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well at least you have someone reliable ( me ) running your office
. . . right .ᐣ
victoria.@politicalrot
long fucking day.
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