shell

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shell

@shell_ale05

wandering between the mountains and the desert, but never lost

Joined Mart 2011

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J. J12⭐🔞@PpezJ23·1d

Los del Estadio Azteca despidiendo al borracho que se sacrifico para un buen mundial!.

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Don’t have my wallet they’re about to make me wash dishes

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Pmsing about to eat Oscar’s burger

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@DeliSol11

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Yoli@DeliSol11·19h

@shell_ale05 Yes I’m ok

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Oscar are you okay come out

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fel@bladeegirll·1d

i miss him when he goes to pee for 2 mins

seb@textbf

i miss her when she's asleep

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Puked at bobo burger

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My body every single second

ً@wynrosei

“Do you want kids” actually I want to be so deeply and safely inlove with a genuine, handsome, considerate, emotionally intelligent, healed provider of a man that the only feasible next option is to make him a father.

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I was like pshhh@pssshwhaaa·1d

Big boobed women entering rooms nipples first

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Literally me and Oscar

m̃@hexesandspell

First base is having intense prophetic dreams about each other

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𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥@Charlygotyou·1d

Every cat is a little celebrity to me

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guada@guadastrokera·1d

así se siente cumplir años

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Me once our California pens from chocoflan get delivered to our door in condesa

Mr. Biscuit@Personhavingfun

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sloan@Sloanstweets·1d

"Hey Gin, that thing we talked about, it's done."

CBS News@CBSNews

A massive 12-ton shipment of Nestle's crunch KitKat bars was stolen in a chocolaty heist that risks causing a shortage in stores right before Easter. cbsn.ws/40Z0ADi

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California weed puts me in such a good mood

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sage ☪︎@greenteajutsu·1d

when women are comfortable, women YAP ur ears off and talk about little details like oh look at this little rock I found, i saw a cloud with this shape etc etc etc. as a man, u should realise u won at life if ur woman is like that lol

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