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@simonsays__
he/him I just tweet about Ipswich, politics and general shite 🇵🇸
Ipswich Joined Ağustos 2008
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No one raps about digging holes to promote the movie Holes anymore
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Played in my room, either as tech support for a spy, a western barkeep or hercules
James 𝕏ond@james_xond
People who grew up without smartphones: WHAT DID YOU DO WHEN YOU WERE BORED?
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Monster is switched on enough to know they can’t muck around with grapefruit Monsty.
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this is maybe the biggest heel turn of all time. what did she see
Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸@FmrRepMTG
This boy jumped for joy welcoming the pope in Lebanon in November and today they pulled his body from the rubble after Israel’s bombing. Last year, only 5 members of Congress voted with me when I tried to defund Israel, who bombs and kills the innocent.
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Ipswich Town have not scored at Carrow road since April 2026.
#ITFC
Norwich City Updates@norwich_updates
Ipswich Town have not scored at Carrow Road since February 2018. #NCFC
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No phones in sight, just people enjoying the moment. 😀
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“Mad Friday night was it?”
“Ye man I was watching Kirk belt out some Oasis”
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The song from the Pepto Bismol advert should be Britain's entry for this years Eurovision Song Contest
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the fanography, the green screen jumpcuts, the boy that's clearly only there because someone's parents said "you can go, but you have to take your little brother with you".
this is the superior version
songs that changed history@iconiksongs
13 years ago, pink released ‘just give me a reason’ ft nate ruess
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can’t remember anything important in my life other than all the words to this song
On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦@dailysimpsons
31 years ago today, Mr. Burns sang about his gorilla-chest vest and other clothes made from animals. #TheSimpsons episode “Two Dozen and One Greyhounds” first aired April 9, 1995.
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My washing machine:
"To open the door mid cycle would be to unleash such terrors upon the world that I must forbid it!"
My dishwasher:
"No idea, mate. Fuck it, what's the worst that could happen?"
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