Aaron N. Cutshall

@drsql If you had a really good connection, you could get up to 300 baud on those suckers! If someone picked up an extension, they'd hear "modem music" and ruin a good download!

Without saying anything, show me how long you’ve been on the internet. (And we called it the Usenet then, or bulletin boards when you are outside of academic settings :))

@pshore73 Yeah, those sneaky buggers will get you every time!

Turned the crockpot on high, went back to check it an hour later, completely cool. Crap! Double crap the moron who got it out and filled it (me) turned it on but didn't plug it in. D'OH!

That’s one way to deal with bicycle theft.

We often marginalize what we do not understand. This contribution to The American Legion Magazine (July 2023) rather highlights this fact: A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from a car engine when he spotted a famous heart surgeon standing off to…lnkd.in/eiPuA3RE

The SQL RV is now legal! We're getting ready for our July road trip to Indiana, with some stops along the way there and some on the way back! I will be at SQL Saturday in Columbus, OH, Baton Rouge, LA, and maybe some others if I can arrange it. lnkd.in/gDbSVh2H

SQL Saturday is an awesome way to network, learn, and share your experience with others. I highly recommend everyone to take advantage of this great opportunity! lnkd.in/gv9fXAvz

I am happy to announce that I will be speaking at Postgres Conference - Silicon Valley this year!! It will be held on April 21-22 in San Jose. Catch me at my session "SEAL Team Six" or "Discover the Power of Window Functions!" @postgresconf @postgresworld lnkd.in/gaw4d7mB

I had a great time at the American College of Healthcare Executives conference held last week in Chicago. I got to meet lots of great folks and attend many thought provoking sessions. lnkd.in/gQhXfeFy

We're hiring at Healthfirst! We're looking for a few good people as Enterprise Data Architects! Are you or anyone you know interested? It is 100% Remote and available in many states. Don't hesitate to contact me if interested, or click on the job descript…lnkd.in/gJRuBT4J

I am calling all ER/Studio users who write macros in it! I'm working on a macro that will connect to the physical model if the logical model is current or vice versa. I need to make a comparison of entities between logical & physical as the compare and me…lnkd.in/gSHA2J43

I'm looking for someone to join my team at Healthfirst as an Enterprise Data Architect. It's 100% remote!! Healthcare experience preferred by not critical. Info at this link or DM me. lnkd.in/g-GGK57h

I'm happy to say that I'm speaking at the Big Mountain Data and Dev event in Salt Lake City! Not just one, but TWO great sessions! There will be many excellent speakers with a large variety of topics. Event Date: November 10th, 20…lnkd.in/g_V_eqhx lnkd.in/gueU-q3D

Overheard by a data scientist: In God we trust. All others must bring data!

@its_jessi_grace Krypto, the super dog!

@TheMalonesGB I love Rotties! We had one named Katana for over 12 glorious years! She was wonderful! We even had people who would come just to visit her, not us! 🤣

We are proud to announce our new addition , Tilly, isn't she beautiful?

Ajay Shahi #Kudos Your work never ceases to amaze me! #GreatJob lnkd.in/g6Gx28AG

@SQLBek Wishing you get better real soon!

My turn. Started with a mild sore throat yesterday & chills this evening. Also didn't test positive until dinner time today. Here's to hoping my case remains mild.

@cathrinew Great job, well deserved!

My wife hurt her knee last night so we went to the Emergency Department to get it treated. We were there for 2.5 hours while she was in considerable pain. In that time, all they gave her was an X-Ray to make sure it wasn't a broken…lnkd.in/enzPJYy3 lnkd.in/e38sEZ77

@Kendra_Little In my younger days one client and I made an arrangement. My actual work time per day varied so I kept a log. I submitted 8 hrs/day to the consulting firm as required and the log to the client. The days that were OT covered the few short days. I earned many PTO days that way.

Early in my career I had temp jobs where I had less than an hour of work a day and was instructed to “look busy” for the other 7 hours. I hated those jobs.