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I love that @LoboExplosivo just straight up dresses like a college girl. 👌🏻🤙🏻

@mattraub Mine is medium chunky, like salsa.

I have no idea what size shirt I wear anymore but I think this is it?

So the thing about being a substitute teacher is that sometimes you have to tell a 14y.o. “Hang on, let me google what a “dangling modifier” is so that I can teach you something that you’ll literally never use again in your life.” Cheers. 🙃

@CrankGameplays You’re just looking at it from “the other side” :)

holy shit, it’s upside down HAHA

#MementoMori #UnusAnnus

Guys, I am asking nicely: please send me pictures of your dogs.

If you’re having trouble watching videos on YouTube right now, you’re not alone – our team is aware of the issue and working on a fix. We’ll follow up here with any updates.

@kyla_rhoads @APotterX1 @LoboExplosivo @Advil This is the diluted tortie I fostered recently. They’re beautiful. A friend ended up adopting her because she was a bit too feisty to coexist with my senior boy (a chonky ginger tabby). Lol!

@APotterX1 @LoboExplosivo @Advil oh my god tortoiseshell thread i love it here

meet galaxy and gunner. they’re sister and brother and hiding under the desk and won’t come out but that’s ok i will make them love me if it’s the last thing i do.

@juliensolomita It’s the couple of black painted fingernails for me.

Obligatory “I voted” post. #vote #vote2020 #hopeful @ Hattiesburg, Mississippi instagram.com/p/CHJQNXdH8Pc/…

I really appreciate how little effort went into the word fireplace

Sometimes you just gotta put on some crazy lashes, be the mythical Caticorn, and watch spooky movies with a few good friends. 🐱🦄 #halloween #caticorn #spooky @ Hattiesburg, Mississippi instagram.com/p/CHERXlyn_pO/…

First ever pumpkin carving! #halloween #jackolantern #spookyseason instagram.com/p/CGdoy4hHWTl/…

@NikkiEsposito16 @aliner @Dalai_Mama_ I’ve started naturally falling into this pattern lately as well. Around 11:30am-1:30pm is when I eat first, and then around 6-7pm is when I eat again and I’m usually done. Occasionally I have a little treat or something later. I’ve been feeling great.

It changed my life when I learned that our society’s emphasis on breakfast is just a mid-20th century marketing scheme to deal with the U.S.’ wheat surplus and that I can just eat when I feel hungry for the first time everyday.

@mariaplotkina @a_alfaro31 @bryngreenwood @Dalai_Mama_ Same. Can’t eat early in the morning or I feel sick. Start my day around 7-8am with water and some caffeine, usually start to feel hungry around 11-12 and depending on how my work day goes, I’ll eat lunch around 12-1. Also a night owl and don’t feel “awake” until about 9am.

@a_alfaro31 @bryngreenwood @Dalai_Mama_ 100% like this too! At some pt in middle school I was just like “no more please” about breakfast to my mom and just stopped eating that meal haha. I have coffee or tea and then get actually hungry sometime after 11. I’m a big night owl and I think it correlates too.

@eef_nestor Me. Too.

I just saw someone refer to mansplaining as 'correctile dysfunction' so please excuse me while I laugh hysterically for 6 hours

@aliyahhjenkins It took me a while, but I did it. :)

It is a profound gift to live a life in which you have the opportunity to change your mind, to change your whole worldview—to trade certainty for wonder. Sometimes I feel like a little child all over again. Everything is new and I feel like crying in gratitude.

@keeshanickoshie And those same people keep trying to involve politics in a pandemic. It’s so dumb.

racists love saying “keep politics out of sports”

@chrismelSchleeb 😇

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