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Jorg Albertz Loyal

@stuart723

All your dreams are made of strawberry lemonade Rangers daft!

Stirling Joined Ocak 2013
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Jorg Albertz Loyal@stuart723·
Who remembers this classic?! 😂 😂
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𝐅𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐫𝐤 𝟑-𝟔 𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐬: 𝐀𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐲
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🇨🇭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇭©
A woman meets a man in a bar... They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them, and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organising the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She finds it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention it to him and is actually quite impressed by his sensitive side. They share a bottle of wine and continue talking. After a while, she finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the future father of my children?" She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom, where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love. She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known. After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?" The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says, "Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf."
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Countries that 'deserve' to be at the 2026 World Cup: Canada Mexico USA Australia Iraq Iran Japan Jordan Korea Republic Qatar Saudi Arabia Uzbekistan Algeria Cabo Verde Congo DR Côte d'Ivoire Egypt Ghana Morocco Senegal South Africa Tunisia Curaçao Haiti Panama Argentina Brazil Colombia Ecuador Paraguay Uruguay New Zealand Austria Belgium Bosnia and Herzegovina Croatia Czechia England France Germany Netherlands Norway Portugal Spain Sweden Switzerland Türkiye Why? Because they qualified. That is literally the only reason that anyone 'deserves' to be at the World Cup.
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Rhys Humphreys@humphreysrhys4·
@HMFC_Ollie @Cymru Your plane that took you to USA won’t of even left the states that’s how fast your getting back on it
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Laura western@lauraabdn·
Police man goes to Aberdeen fans at end of game, use can’t be acting hard when use have just been beat , my response fuck off his response wear at me again you will be arrested !! So it’s ok for the police to antagonise fans but when they react they became utter pricks !!!
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Jorg Albertz Loyal
Jorg Albertz Loyal@stuart723·
@AndyNewportDR The best solution is to sign for Rangers, Mikey Moore is too good to be playing in the English Championship next season
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Andy Newport
Andy Newport@AndyNewportDR·
🗣️Mikey Moore on his Spurs future and potential Rangers return “We'll see how season ends, who comes in. I'm going to speak to people & find the best solution for me. This loan has been unbelievable for me. If it's right for me next year, I'd love to stay. But we have to see”
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BoJaM 🇬🇧@RFCBojam·
He knows exactly what he’s doing there. The fact that VAR didn’t intervene with this one but intervened with the penalty is criminal but expected.
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Clyde 1 Superscoreboard@ClydeSSB·
🤔 This one will make you think, only FIVE Correct answers. 🥇 Will you get on to the podium today? ❓ Answers in below, one tweet, Five answers!👇
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𝗠𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗲𝗹@RFC_Michael_·
🤔 In your lifetime, who’s the best striker you’ve seen play for Rangers?
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Football Factly@FootballFactly·
This is much harder than it looks…
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