Tabby Wilson

best part of my night is when I open tik tok to watch the little show @whitttitt has curated for me in the dms.

It’s at that point in the AZ summer where I think it might be cooler to sleep outside. But there are tarantulas out there, so I can’t.

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, game, or TV show until I forget: Day 859

Women just want to be the most feared witch in the village & get a little kiss on the forehead.

my brain at 8:30 pm every single night during the summer

@LennyK6 deleting all social media until june 26th

What’s the best cure for fomo?

I’m going to Montana this week.

kendall roy:

@mjeppsen the accuracy.

My dating life lately: “Sorry I told you about myself, do you still think I’m hot?”

Dear universe more one-night stands, in my life, like the one Rebecca had on @TedLasso S3E6, plz.

I loathe being shushed. And as a typically loud person, it’s tough out there.

@QuinnMahoney sip and chug, in one bottle.

@QuinnMahoney Owala is the way to go.

@LennyK6 Cool, my friend is free most Fridays and weekends.

@tabasaurus My buddy says his wife isn’t in charge of cosmetic in-services scheduling but she’ll try and get you on there

I didn’t get Botox but a 34 yo male friend of mine did and I’m excited to hear if he gets any compliments or if anyone even notices or if people think he’s less manly and tough

@LennyK6 Does your friends wife need other people to practice on? Asking for a friend.

Also his wife is a dermatologist so he was doing it for her so she could get good practice

gonna start asking people i’ve just met if their shirt is new.

deleting my dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he sells me onions, i sell him jars of spiced peaches)

I’ve started re-watching ‘Cheers’ and it might be the best tv show ever made.