Mr. Sardonicus

My sister's cat had to get drugged after eating yarn and I think we can all relate

@RoyalGroyperKC @jmoney2guapo69 @OneWordPowerful not engaging with a fuckhead named royal groyper

@thisgyde @jmoney2guapo69 @OneWordPowerful It was created by a Kansans Citian

This is 10x more impressive than Babe Ruth calling his shot in a baseball game

This whole trial ruled because it showed once again that cops have no idea what the laws actually are and that they expect to just get whatever they want because they’re cops

@jmoney2guapo69 @OneWordPowerful it's been the mascot since the 1910s and is as St. Louis as the Arch.

@OneWordPowerful Every time I see the Billiken I’m like… nah fr? That’s what you picked to rep Saint Louis? No fleur de lis, no crown, no nothing Louis related? Just a smug Keebler elf lookin ass logo 😂 somebody explain

When I was in my 20s I wished to deepen my understanding of the Israel-Palestine situation. So I purchased at least a dozen books - mostly semi-obscure, academic, many by dissenting Israeli historians. A day came when I closed a book halfway through, resolved to read no further, even to try to forget all I had learned, and then I donated all the books. It was clear, painfully and miserably clear, that I would be wasting my life trying to understand it more when it was nothing more than this.

@Ray12466763 @Polymarket you are delusional

This is actually huge for baseball fans no more sketchy offshore books or limited prop markets. Polymarket + MLB means real-time, transparent odds straight from the diamond, on-chain, no middleman nonsense. Who's already loading up on World Series futures or next no-hitter? Let's get it ⚾📈🤝

We’re honored to announce MLB has named Polymarket as their Exclusive Prediction Market Exchange Partner. Polymarket 🤝 MLB

This is a disgraceful partnership @MLB. Unregulated prediction markets are even more problematic than the sportsbook apps that are causing an industry wide crisis as stars like Emmanuel Clase face federal prison time. Prediction markets are fraud and MLB must cancel this deal

@roarmer84693 @aakashgupta tariffs only exacerbate this. You are delusional

@aakashgupta You completely left out the tariffs. You are only telling half the story. The part that supports your TDS.

In 2017, the government cut the corporate tax rate from 35% to 21%. Corporations promised to raise worker wages with the savings. Here’s what they actually did. S&P 500 buybacks jumped 55% in one year, from $519 billion in 2017 to $806 billion in 2018. By 2024, buybacks hit a record $942.5 billion. Goldman Sachs projects they’ll cross $1 trillion in 2025. Every dollar of buybacks inflates the stock price. The top 10% of Americans own 87% of all stocks. The bottom 50% own roughly 1%. So the government cut taxes on corporations. Corporations sent the cash to shareholders. Shareholders were already the wealthiest people in the country. Then the government said “we’re all in this together.” Run the scoreboard. Workers’ share of GDP hit 53.8% in Q3 2025, the lowest since the Bureau of Labor Statistics started tracking in 1947. It was 70% back then. Fortune 500 profits hit a record $1.87 trillion in 2024. The top 1% now hold $55 trillion in wealth. The bottom 50%, all 66 million households, hold $4.1 trillion. The gap between corporate profits and worker compensation as a share of GDP is now the widest since World War II. Airlines are building $25,000 first-class suites while McDonald’s sells $5 value meals. Both rational responses to the same economy splitting in half. The meme is a period drama. The Federal Reserve’s data from last quarter says the ratio is generous.

The afroman trial contains one of the greatest pieces of spite media I've ever seen youtu.be/u4AiuqQpB1U?si…

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Pussy Tebeau

Thread of exceptional baseball names as I think of them or come across them: 1. Janson Junk

@sysmaxxed @FearedBuck He pretty clearly does accept he isn't perfect compared to claviculars lie that you if you aren't you should be changing it or lying. Maturity mogged lol

@FearedBuck not surprising that a narcissist rapist like Andrew Callaghan can't acceptthe fact that he isn't perfect, it is pseudo, dishonest confidence act and Clav is right to cal it out and shut the interview down

Clavicular ends and walks out of his Channel 5 interview with Andrew Callaghan after Andrew reveals he’s satisfied with how he looks and doesn’t need looksmaxxing

@gtj24 @FearedBuck it's called being self satisfied and not a loser

@FearedBuck Let’s be real, a middle aged man like Callaghan with acne is just not being honest if he says there’s nothing with his looks he’d like to improve. No one wants acne.

fragile manlet ego vs ego death chad

If the Afroman trial is proving anything, it's that cops can lie about you on their police reports and get qualified immunity, but if you write a sarcastic song about cops, they'll sue you for it because they are weak spined cowards.

I thought one Max Muncy was the maximum Muncy we would experience, but boy was I wrong

Wharton business school has my boss claiming that 80% of millennials have at least one tattoo. Quick binomial probability test of my coworkers showed a 0.00779% chance that is true

An underappreciated aspect of Kent’s resignation letter is his claim that his wife, Shannon, died “in a war manufactured by Israel.” She was killed in 2019 while serving in Navy intelligence in northeast Syria. An increasingly common belief in American anti-war discourse is that the GWOT as a whole, not just this latest conflict in Iran, was manufactured by, or fought for, Israel. When the nation’s top counterterrorism official says that openly, he is shattering a longstanding taboo and encouraging more engagement with the idea.

@RationalSettler @nammassss @hayfarani so is cancer

@nammassss @hayfarani …and yet we are wildly successful.

I am a US citizen & Surgeon who took care of the Boston Maraton Bombing victims in 2013. I paid for 7 years to own a small apartment in downtown #Beirut for my 3 kids to enjoy summers there. Today, #Israel reduced my dream home to rubble, with american weapons, paid by my taxes.