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Me 14 beers deep at my nephew’s birthday party telling him to back shoulder fade

Probably the most Slept On Game ever This shit is amazing

btch talkin bout it’s some everyday wit you, I kno btch jus wait til tomorrow

me when she opens her phone next to me

Looked my boss in his 2 pupils and told him to raise my pay if he values his jaw

Me to the fridge after walking out with her 9/10 friend

@stilltrpe shit be sophisticated dirt

Hate to break it to ya… If you’re not in California or Denver… you’re getting some bullshit out the dispensary

@FastbreakHoops5 Ai, Dwade , Cp3

Rank these 3 in order.

About to use y=mx+b to figure out the slope of the line you just crossed

What a underrated game

Me when I start talking to a nurse that happens to be an AKA

When someone says TLC you think Waterfalls. When someone says TLC, I think Edge & Christian vs. The Dudley Boyz vs. The Hardy Boyz at WrestleMania X7 We are not the same.

accidentally said nigga on the phone with a customer

@messedupfoods Half & Half

IYKYK

If I fucked you while you were fat or ugly You posed to Give that pussy up when you Glow Up too Bitch I believed in You‼️

@OfAthenry After you play all the maps that shit get boring they need to add PvP

It's the most realistic game that's ever been made, and nobody calls you racist when you make the right decision.

Me when somebody tryna get past me while I’m sittin down

Has anyone ever seen a Chinese person getting gas