Tom Foolery

@ThrillaRilla369 keto and intermittent fasting

What’s the fastest way you have ever lost weight?

@Southern75_29 didn't know snipers have to fire west of their target to hit it

@FerrazzanoJay right so after israel is gone, the jews will stop controlling the media, banks and politicians?

For the USA to continue to exist, we have to get rid of Israel. The parasite is killing the host.

Plant that bad boy

@AdameMedia if you need an explanation, you're not worth an explanation

Can anyone explain how a 30 year old woman can be a “holocaust survivor”?

@alysecourtney @FightWithMemes N

@FightWithMemes It was corny of him to leave and not say anything. Like what are you afraid of

"I am the prize" women when a man notices she isn't actually much of a prize:

@askaya 1. I don't need said hairstyle. 2. modern women are not worth the trouble. 3. I'm bald.

Men’s hairstyles before and after Men, what’s stopping you from having the before hair?

@washghost1 it's NOT giant boobs? wtf I'm never drinking milk again. what a disappointment

How do people not know how milk is transported

@YouTube fuck you

Imagine thinking "build a house" and "cook a meal" are even remotely similar in scope. Also: I know loads of men that can do both 😂

@Michaeldudufudu I remember thinking this about democrats back in 2017

Republicans are never winning another election huh

@whitenights_ro cutit pentru pizza miniatura. evident.

🏡Găsită în pod, la moșie. Cine știe ce este?

A 91 year old woman was arrested for trying to steal medicine for her 88 year old husband. Would you acquit her?

@mikemo1957 @historigins found the jew

@historigins No…. She is old enough to understand what she did was wrong…. She had no respect for the business she stole from so we don’t have any for her…. Toss her in jail for a couple of days.

@ywomendeservles no, and I wouldn't date a supermodel single mom either.

i’m convinced 75% of twitter accounts aren’t even real people

@RAWigger you should visit Romania, we have mici, tochitura, and sarmale. you'd like it here

@soy_muse because there's nothing intelligent about it. they're just training their models on us. for now.

Not enough people question why AI is free