damon

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀damon⠀or kae (°ロ°) ｡ any prns .ᐟ 18 ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀#edtwt⠀⠀꒰🥞୭ ⠀no dni ! ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀꒰  ♡ ↺ to m͟o͟o͟t͟ ꒱ᩧ

Incredibly late good morning oomfs. I’ve reached new levels of ‘thinking the stripper loves me’ delusions

@thehedrta I’m 11 hours late it’s ok…….I think I got it covered but I’m still paranoid as fuckkkkk so we ball

@ukedamon i’m 6 hours late but hai

Ok wait lowk can I dm anyone real quick I may have made a generational fuckup

@knnakiz Congrats!!! 🎉🎉🎉

I just broke up with my gf and I’ve never felt more relieved

@renzblades Hi ^_^

if yall dont reply ill get embarrassed and delete my account btw

@deathtoshion YAY!!!

@ukedamon THANK YEWWW I slept so good

Goodmorning im so sleepy

me in a few years when all these years of being a junkorexic and a caffeine addict finally catch up to me

@dead3otty Ooogh I’m sorry 🙁 Make sure to keep it dry and stay safe, I hope it heals well!!!

@ukedamon Yh I’m pretty sure 😓

Bandaged the infected one up again, I think my mistake was last night I felt jt was kinda wet but I left the bandaid on because I was tired and then overnight jt being moist has made jt either get infected or worsen if jt was already present 🫩

@incisedwound Don’t forget me in the big leagues……

Babys first hit tweet

Good morning 😑 My dad didn’t make breakfast so at least I can keep fasting but I was so looking forward to it…

Goodnight oomfs I at least have breakfast to look forward to tmrw because my dad’s cooking… sleep tight everyone remember U all deserve love and happiness 🫶

I’m out of words I’m just so tired of all of this

@incisedwound THANK YOUU 🤍🤍

@ukedamon OH NOO 😭😭 you got this I believe in u...

GOODMORNING OOMFS 😊😊😊

@incisedwound YAAAY IM GLAD!!! It’s really late for me but I’m being forced to stay awake so it’s whatever it means I can drink a few alanis at least…

@ukedamon OMG HI DAMON 🥹🥹 I actually slept so well tonight unlike last night iam so. Happy. Idk what ur timezone is did u sleep well too??

Can’t refer to my F/O by his first name bc I’ll get laughed at can’t use his last name bc the writer fucking MADE IT UP so everyone will know who I’m talking about can’t use my cute nickname for him bc I might get recognized DO I HAVE TO PRIV TO TALK ABOUT HIM JFC

@renzblades Of course!! Ily2 remember U are always worth it

@ukedamon ily oomf thank u ur so sweet 🙁🖤

i feel like you guys would not like the actual me, not just the curated version of myself i put online