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@rodemmerson Little fat man who sold his soul, Little fat man who sold his dream...He sold his soul for a shot at fame, Catchphrase and wig and the jokes are lame, He's got no style, he's got no grace, He's banal and facile, he's a fat waste of space. With apologies to David Bowie

In today’s HeraldOnSunday

@beehivebadboy Mr Nobody got some reckons 🤣🤣

🚨 Labour has NO plan for New Zealand. While they endlessly repeat “jobs, health, homes, and cost of living,” Chris Hipkins has delivered just one big policy: three free doctors’ visits funded by a shaky capital gains tax. No real housing fix. No jobs strategy. No cost-of-living relief. Meanwhile, New Zealand First is actually releasing bold policies to smash the supermarket duopoly and power prices. And if Labour wins, the Greens and Te Pāti Māori get to call the shots — revoking fast-track projects, killing jobs, and pushing radical ideas that will hurt everyday Kiwis. Read the full article exposing Labour’s failures, Hipkins’ record, and why a vote for them hands power to the extremes 👇 @beehivebadboy/note/p-196176830?r=86qdtg&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=notes-share-action" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">substack.com/@beehivebadboy… Share if you’re sick of the excuses! What do you think NZ needs most this election?

@KerryHolmekb FAFO

This viral airplane video shows a common travel headache that blew up online. A teenage kid kept kicking the seat in front of him over and over, even after the adult passenger politely asked him to stop multiple times. The frustrated man finally had enough and slammed his seat back hard in one quick move. Because the teen had his knees raised up toward his chest, the sudden recline drove the seat into his legs, forcing his knee to snap up and smash into his own face. Reports say it broke his teeth and caused bleeding.

@black13830 Yeah I genuinely hope I'm wrong. There's nothing I want to see more than this swine going down and running off stage crying come election night.

@unclemuzza It they are, despite everything, there's something very, very wrong with the poll.

When is the next poll due out? Luxon must be dreading coming home to face the endless music.

@chiky_handlr Many are overweight and all are fuckwits.

A line of MAGA dumbfucks. The dumbest dumbfucks in America. Just look at all their dumb faces. How proud they are of being dumb.

@MarSButler @CathKakariki ...and they've been breeding.

@unclemuzza @CathKakariki HDPA also is unhealthily obsessed with JA...

Dear Barry Soper, thanks for confirming our queen is living rent free in your alcohol soaked brain!! Had to use her image on the cover so people would buy it.😂

@st_bourke @VeronicaGlamis Lets also not forget that "negative, wet and whiny" is how this absolute swine characterised his fellow New Zealanders while addressing his business overlords in the UK. You'll pay for that, Luxon, as well as stalling Dunedin Hospital and many other slaps in the face.

@VeronicaGlamis This "bottom feeder" will never forget, and will constantly remind NZ voters, right up to elections what this greedy, entitled arse called us.

This one knows he is toast! Too arrogant to step down though.

@tauhenare Thankfully, taco Trump hasn't got the balls for it.

The Upshot of Prime Minister Luxor’s support for Trumps War on Iran is glaringly Obvious. #WarMonger

@nzfirst Nah, we're not standing back and watching you rabble rousing fools bend over for the cooker and disgruntled Nat vote.

Winston Peters: Some talk and some do. Stand back and watch us.

@heroesatwork He can't even handle an interview.

We did not deserve her but I'm eternally grateful we had her during Covid, a massacre and a volcanic eruption. Luxon can't even handle a fuel crisis.

@black13830 A hapless loser. What a legacy 🤣

"At the time, Peters promised to run an 18-month election campaign. No longer the Government’s second-in-charge, he appeared to feel even freer to attack his own coalition partners." Three years, many feuds share.google/2Lw0MNe21c0yD1…

@NZNationalParty So like, lying to, cheating and swindling your fellow New Zealanders, that should be punished too, eh? How fucking DARE your dickhead leader call us wet and whiney and bottom feeders. You a-holes are so out!!

National believes in personal responsibility. If you do the crime, you do the time. The choice is clear: more criminals running rampant again under Labour, or safe streets with National.

@chrisluxonmp Impotent sabre rattler 🤣🤣

Stability in the Gulf is vital as we seek to reduce the pressure Kiwis are feeling at the pump - pain that is hurting people all across the world. Yesterday, I spoke with the Sultan of Oman, His Majesty Haitham bin Tariq. Oman continues to work towards a solution in the Gulf that would restore stability. With diplomacy key, I commended his country’s efforts to support a negotiated settlement.

@tauhenare Luxoid just doing what he's been told.

Puts everything between Peter’s and Luxon into a stark perspective imo. #Geopolitics.

@rodemmerson Luxon holding all the aces 🤣🤣🤣

In today’s NZ Herald

@Bridgetpee Sausage rolls

Sounds sorta porny but I’m here for it 🤓 🍿🍿🍿

@TheOnlyEsta Tiny penis

We all know who this is….. Describe him in ONE or TWO words

@Daffwena Yes, the Natz were hoping for a Jacinda foil with her, young and energetic but they are in fact polar opposites. Unfortunately she is looking at long career in politics and will be there long after Luxon's downfall.

@unclemuzza extremely concerning. Mentored by cowboy McCully of 'Saudi sheep scandal'.. rides roughshod over process.

'Erica Stanford discusses new immigration bill;' Morning Report 30/4 JC "Most reasonable NZers would wonder where 'maybe' leads us" "Where are we heading here minister?" Stanford is called out re her 'little change' to give immigration officers more power...she's a danger.