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✝ 𝑫𝑨𝑹𝑲 𝑺𝑳𝑨𝒀𝑬𝑹 ✝
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✝ 𝑫𝑨𝑹𝑲 𝑺𝑳𝑨𝒀𝑬𝑹 ✝
@watcherless
'' ɪ’ᴍ ʙᴀᴅ! ɪ’ᴍ ʙᴀᴅ! ɪ’ᴍ ʙᴀᴅ! ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ. ᴀɴɢᴇʟ, ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴅᴏ ɪᴛ. ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴅᴏ ɪᴛ. ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ, ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴅᴏ ɪᴛ. ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴋɪʟʟ ᴍᴇ. ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴋɪʟʟ ᴍᴇ. ''
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not even a little one .
i'm sure willow's got some spare
blood bags lying around for spike.
take one of them .
Damon | Parody |@RogueStud
No bodies or baby vamps... Got it. I can snack though, right?
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i better not come back here
and find bodies . or worse .
fledglings . one and only warning .
Damon | Parody |@RogueStud
A soul? Sure, if that's what you're calling it. Don't stop on my account... Knock yourself out.
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you got a soul or what ?
cause there are a lot more
cemeteries i gotta patrol tonight .
Damon | Parody |@RogueStud
*he shrugs a loose shoulder* Yeah, yeah... That'd be more impactful, if I hadn't already heard it once before.
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okay , here's a laugh
riot . you're in my town
pal . and i got jurisdiction .
Damon | Parody |@RogueStud
Sure you are...
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i'm plenty cheerful .
you're just not funny .
Damon | Parody |@RogueStud
Oof, you're a cheerful one, huh?
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you're right and i hate it .
~Jσყ Sυɱɱҽɾʂ~@MiniSummersSlay
It makes the job harder, because...souls!
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b , we're letting too many
of these "soul-having" vamps
hang around .
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dont let it go to your head .
Damon | Parody |@RogueStud
Of course. You'd be so bored without us undead types.
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✝ 𝑫𝑨𝑹𝑲 𝑺𝑳𝑨𝒀𝑬𝑹 ✝ retweeted
i'm not allowed to babysit
dawn anymore . apparently
i'm a "bad influence" 🙄
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nah , the ones that stay
dead aren't the problem .
Damon | Parody |@RogueStud
Must be because of the corpses.
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why is cemetery dirt impossible
to get out from under your nails ?
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♡♡ .
these professors got the nerve to
tell us "if you have any questions email me" and then you email them and no one responds 😭 its fine, its not like its my grade or anything.
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╱ i’m dying to develop more in depth plots and connections for buffy so plssss let me know if you are interested 🤲
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@watcherless clem.⠀ we should definitely write
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