Adam Weedy

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Adam Weedy

@weedybars

Owns guide to the best bars in Austin

Austin, Texas Joined Aralık 2014
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Adam Weedy
Adam Weedy@weedybars·
Overheard at the bar: "How's it going man?" ... "Same shi*, different dildo"
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Overheard at the bar: "I pro.ised myself no drinking and here I am yet again." Drinking buddy: "In all things moderation. Including moderation"
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Anna Wolfe
Anna Wolfe@ayewolfe·
Gov. Phil Bryant screenshotted my tweet below—which touched on my investigation into welfare in the spring of 2019, at the fever pitch of the largest taxpayer theft in state history—and sent it to MDHS Director John Davis. “How is she figuring this?” he asked. #TheBackchannel
Anna Wolfe@ayewolfe

For every dollar Mississippi spends on basic cash assistance for poor families, the state leaves three dollars unspent, rolling over to the next year. It spends the most on “Work” — grants to training programs, work supports like transportation vouchers, etc. @MSTODAYnews

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Adam Weedy@weedybars·
Overheard at the bar: "Do you remember when dudes wore too much cologne with affliction t-shirts and spiky hair? What decade was that?"
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Adam Weedy@weedybars·
Overheard at the bar: "I got your back like a bra strap"
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Adam Weedy@weedybars·
"I don't trust anyone in shorts, especially at church" Theo Von
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Adam Weedy@weedybars·
"Death is a funny thing. Not, funny haha, like a Woody Allen movie, but funny strange, like a Woody Allen marriage." Norm Macdonald
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Seth Hughes
Seth Hughes@SethHughz·
Has anybody ever noticed that extra tooth Tom Cruise has? Lol #whenyouseeit
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Theo Von
Theo Von@TheoVon·
bears always look like they dont know what the fuck they are doin
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Adam Weedy@weedybars·
Overheard at the bar: "Why do hybrid cars look so ugly"
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Adam Weedy@weedybars·
Overheard at the bar: "I can't go to hell. The devil still has a restraining order against me"
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The Rolling Stones
The Rolling Stones@RollingStones·
Last night in Austin, Texas @COTA! The final stop of the US 2021 tour hits Hollywood, FL this Tuesday! 🎸 Photos: J. Bouquet
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Ricky Gervais
Ricky Gervais@rickygervais·
Am I the only one who deletes any tweet with the slightest typo in it? It kills me if it's got loads of likes or replies, but the typo kills me more. I sometimes wait a couple of days and tweet it again without the error. Never does as well 😂
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LADbible
LADbible@ladbible·
Who are your top 3 stand up comedians ever?
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