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@TheFungi669 Brilliant! You win the internets today

Just in: Tim Cook is stepping down as CEO of Apple. I wish Trump would also step down. Of course, I’m comparing apples to oranges.

@cirnosad @billifer1973

@JamieBonkiewicz @traytaymakeup You win the internets today! :-)

“That’s the first time I’m hearing about Pearl Harbor, so I can’t comment on that.” — Speaker Mike Johnson

One thing that every American needs to understand is that our allies haven't abandoned us because they don't want to help us. They've abandoned us because of the way Trump has treated them. He is not good for America.

@JamesTate121 @jmreycroft

Corruption is what you get when you have a branch of government not accountable to the people that has a lifetime appointment. They think they are untouchable and so far, they are right.

IF THERE IS NO PROOF THAT TRUMP MOLESTED CHILDREN, WHY DOES THE FBI KEEP DELETING PROOF THAT TRUMP MOLESTED CHILDREN 🤔 ANYONE 🤷🏾‍♂️

@ZacksJerryRig @frankdpi

Fun fact for no reason: A presidential pardon protects the recipient from the original crime, it does not protect the recipient from crimes committed to get the pardon, such as paying a bribe. Sleep tight.

Ukraine should take 6-8 months to decide to help and then another 12 months to take action….

@7Veritas4 @PrincessBravato

Be right back. Gonna punch my neighbor before he can punch me back for punching him.

@hashjenni @FfaceVonFstick

So help me understand this. If the minor who accused DJT of rape, who was interviewed five times by the FBI, was thought to be credible enough that her testimony was part of the case against Maxwell, how can it not be serious enough to charge Trump?

@SeattleIndepen1 @BretWeinstein

@BretWeinstein I think what we learned from 9/11 is that the entire explosive demolition industry is a complete scam. Instead of spending weeks carefully placing explosives, all one needs to do is spray some jet fuel inside a building and it will come down with perfect symmetry.

Hypothesis: World Trade Center 7 was supposed to be hit by UA flight 93 and its collapse was intended to destroy evidence of many elite crimes, including 9/11 itself. The destruction of flight 93 instead rendered the collapse of WTC7 the smoking gun of 9/11.

Imagine you're a food truck owner during a raging wildfire. Firefighters are grinding 16-18 hour shifts with barely any rest, so you park nearby and start handing out FREE meals to keep them going. 🧑‍🚒 Then BAM—state hits you with a $5k fine for 'operating without a permit in an unauthorized area. That's what happened to this food truck owner. Judge reviews it: 'Permits are for business, not emergency goodwill!' Fine dismissed + state ordered to pay $100k. Hero gets justice.

Someone wrote “he’s a pedo” on a wall in Charlotte and it’s wild that everyone thinks of the President of the United States when they see it.

@atrupar @AuntieFah420

NEGUSE: AG Bondi, that man works for you now, right? The man in that video from January 6 allegedly yelling 'kill them!' at police officers. His name is Jared Wise. BONDI: He does work for us, yes. I believe he was pardoned by President Trump NEGUSE: And you expect hard-working police officers to believe you take law enforcement seriously?

Congressman: "Did Donald Trump attend parties with underage girls?" Pam Bondi : "Uh....................the stock market is doing amazing right now"

How come know one has seen the IRREFUTABLE proof that Jeffrey Epstein killed himself? Kash Patel & Dan Bongino said it was all right there in the Epstein files.

Love this idea… 🔥🔥🔥

@IslandG41370138 @highbrow_nobrow

@highbrow_nobrow What flip flopper! Thought he said Ukraine started the war. We know the facts.

Trump blames Biden for Russia’s invasion of Ukraine: “Biden actually pushed for that war to happen. If you can believe it, nobody can believe it.” (November 2025) Biden CIA Director William Burns directly told Putin not to invade Ukraine.

Challenge of the week: At Melania’s next Press Conference, include 6 reporters that speak the 6 languages she speaks and ask questions in those languages.