Matt Toz

I am tozzy

@nikitabier Great feature. Keep.

We’re rolling out an experimental new feature for everyone monitoring the situation right now. In the US and Canada on iOS, you’ll be able to filter your timeline by topic — by tapping on the For You tab.

Imagine being there when Heimlich unveiled his signature maneuver

Business idea: the deli/meat counter from the grocery store but as a standalone store in local spots for the neighborhood with high quality meats

once again, you still picked the broncos

@nikitabier how about an AI chat interface where I can conversationally update my For You preferences? I no longer need information on the ICE shooting, my feed has given every angle and take possible. I would be interested in content related to today’s Patriots game in Denver.

I am a long John’s truther. No shame in setting yourself up for warmth, even for a walk around the neighborhood

@iruletheworldmo Is this true

No one makes a burger quite like a restaurant can

Why do dishwashers take so long? I think the job could be done in 10

I think Kalshi has hit me with 75+ ads in the last week

Hard to eat bacon with a fork

A new backpack seems like an online purchase, but I must test the side pocket for sizing with my everyday water bottle. I’m frozen and directionless

Bro where’s my penjamin at? Can’t find my penjamin

My number one feature of a long sleeve or sweatshirt is a tight wrist cuff

@PeteBlackburn Those socks can’t be true. Criminal

These are unbelievably good

Got that song stuck in my head Alejandro Alejandro ale ale jandro ale ale jandro

You ever get a new Instagram follower and go back and check your past photos in order to see what they are about to review

Starting an office betting pool for new employees’ # of days before using the phrase “drinking from the fire hose”

I cannot find words to describe the way complimentary chips and salsa makes me feel.