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@Footinit @gforce_h @JDIrwinbooks Where do I sign!!

@gforce_h @JDIrwinbooks Just a normal man. Healthy ish but with a few extra pounds and no massive gym habit or vanity as a personality trait.

There's an actual site called Toyboy Warehouse.

@dadbegg Absolutely agree with you on the o Donnell swipe. Total head loss from o Donnell and a stick on red if contact is made. I didn’t think it became over physical to be honest. Frantic maybe but I felt he had a good handle on it and let it flow well. All pen claims correct too.

@AndrewStrang272 Look back at O'Donnell's wild swipe. How on earth was that not a booking. O'D was lucky he didn't make contact, or that would have been a straight red. Honestly, I thought McLean had a shocker. He needed to control the game when it became over physical.

Got the feeling that was a priceless point for #Hearts. But how on earth were they not given a penalty? Frankly, #StevenMcLean had a shocker.

@SteelmenNews It is absolutely never a pen just as maswanhise’s wasn’t a pen. We were very good tonight. I do think their equaliser could easily have been chopped off for the push on Welsh. He is easily heading that ball away and the shankland push had a material impact on that

Derek McInnes doing his best to land the Celtic job in the summer. Have they ever dropped points fairly? They’re a good footballing team so don’t see why they need to dive all the time. That’s how it works, right?

@Gosleepriya 95

Tell me the umber that is greater than 46 by moving just one stick ? 0.00001% will be succeessed

@ThexyBeatht_2 @Shitpost_2048 😂

@Shitpost_2048 Asses too

@nikkixrobertson Looking like that you’ll plenty offers tonight!!

Off to celebrate another engagement which is sadly not mine 😅🥂💍🖤

@Wee_Welshie 😋

Get in my mouth 👄

@Duncan_Aberdeen Not one of you cunts were elected. Snuck in on list seats having been hammered everywhere. Come into the real world!

Delighted to have been elected as an MSP for the North East of Scotland region. Reform has now broken through in Scotland to being the 2nd joint top party and are in a great position to build on this success. I believe strongly that Reform are the only party that has set out a positive vision for a strong successful Scotland with economic growth, revitalised industry (esp. oil & gas), more jobs, lower taxes & reformed government. I think most people recognise that we need this urgent change. I believe only Reform can deliver this change & our job in this parliament is to prove to everyone that we can truly deliver on this.

@WeeNippySweety @thecourtglasgow 😂😂😂😂 Mic drop

@thecourtglasgow Hope the 50p I put in your cup helps

I’m in Glasgow city centre - I’m having a coffee and watching the world go by and looking at folk thinking are you one of the 1.6 million who couldn’t be bothered to vote -or are you one of the 1.7 million who voted for this freak show #Scotland now calls Government #snp #green

@paulhutcheon 😂😂 You are hurting bad ya bootlicking minion!!! And we are all here for it Get it right up ye!

Opinion | The SNP victory was made in Downing Street by a hapless Prime Minister. "Sarwar could have promised voters twenty grand each and they still would have shouted at him about the Prime Minister and voted SNP or Reform." dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics/…

For anyone who is trying to play down the SNP’s big election win: 🟡 SNP constituency vote share, 2026: 38.2% 🔴 Labour constituency vote share, 2024: 33.7% If the 2024 general election was a Labour landslide, @JohnSwinney’s SNP win was more of a landslide.

@ThexyBeatht_2 Ready!

Sending tiddies to my top 5 faves. If you don’t get one, you know where you stand

@AnasSarwar Eh naw. You are a list mp. The snp won your seat and were elected Pipe doon

It’s an honour to be re-elected as an MSP for Glasgow - the city I am proud to call home. I look forward to continuing to serve the great people of Glasgow.

@AnasSarwar Get it right fucking up ye ya hateful little man.

@IBROXBABY1 @grubb_kenny @thebearfollower Ha ha! Gutted are ye!!

@grubb_kenny @thebearfollower Hope so this is my constituency everyone I know were voting reform I’ll be gutted if Stephen Flynn gets back in

reform look likely to take Aberdeen reports are saying

@scottishlass1st That was very noticeable to me as well. Usually swamped by candidates as you get to the polling station but not a soul there and I was there at half 3 so not a weird time to go. Only had the odd leaflet through the door too. Little effort indeed

@ThexyBeatht_2 This… Simple and how it should be

I no longer chase love. I align with the kind of connection that recognizes me instantly, chooses me naturally, and feels like home without confusion

@suemcco11 Ah you look lovely. Lovely smile 😊

🧀😁😁😁😁 #Smiles

@MonicaLennon7 @ScottishLabour @RutherglenCLP Of course wish you good health But your tweet states in one sentence ‘our amazing nhs’ and then the very next sentence ‘real nhs recovery’ If it’s amazing why does it need recovery??

Raising my glass (coffee) to our amazing NHS staff from my hospital bed. Timing is everything! Today is the day to vote for real NHS recovery with @ScottishLabour. Not where I expected to be on May 7th but Rutherglen, Cambuslang and Blantyre, my ♥️ is with you. Let’s do this.