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@SueJ1973 Nice place, like stepping back in time

I fancied a weekend in Harrogate. Checked trains times & fares £124.60 return each (off peak with a National Rail card) 😳 Guess we’ll be driving, or just going abroad instead…

@Footinit You are defo better off away from that

@gforce_h He didn’t. Still, it’s ancient history now. Thank god!

Today, I learnt that my Brexit and Reform voting, anti-mask marching, anti-vax ex-husband STILL thinks Trump is a great POTUS, approves of ICE and still intends to vote Reform. I feel partly responsible. Perhaps I quite literally fucked his brains out.

@WindyBeaver Why put yourself through it. Twats who are a disgrace to mankind. I deliberately steer clear any of that lot. I just hope they are not influencing young men

I'm watching the manosphere. HSDickywicky or whatever he's called is a 2 dimensional dullard with attachment issues. I hope he is able to one day grow enough as a person to work on himself and stop being such a silly cunt.

@SueJ1973 @jowine100 Oct - the full package it seems

@jowine100 September 😉

🤭😇july

@CountMoriarty Nail and Healy for the best TV show ever, Viz for Rogers profanasauras, cram for childhood memories of rounding the final bend on the shoulder then accelerating away but as an individual it has to be Bobby

So now down to semi finals in the World Cup of Geordies. Probably start that tomorrow. These are the lads that survived: Jimmy Nail Tim Healy Mark Knopfler The Viz Lads Alan Shearer Steve Cram Neil Tennant Bobby Robson Any thoughts on who you think is going to win this?

@WindyBeaver I almost touched base earlier but stopped myself

Sometimes, I type an email and hate myself for using the language of a Linked In moron. I just typed 'workload overspill' and then had to hit myself in the face as penance.

@Footinit The lack of basic education for these people is incredible. Unfortunately the current political narrative is stimulating their single brain cells.

I shall be spending the evening blocking Nazis and MAGA. Can someone remind me to lock my account next time I post a lighthearted photo?

@Footinit Amazing curls, eyes and lips and just the slightest hint of the IC.

I am the beige face of modern Britain.

@Dunibear @trussliz @Brutus_Albion I don’t know how she dare show her face in public

@trussliz @Brutus_Albion What an embarrassment you are

Justified and damning.

Boy meets girl behind Whitney classics, who knew? #OneHitWondersAtTheBBC

@b_claira Some decent songs on so far

@Footinit Kemi is the same as every other politician, they take the opposite view to whoever is in power, no moral’s , no values of their own, absolute twats. How refreshing it would be if someone just stood for what they truly believed in but it will never happen.

Kemi wants to drag us into war.

@SueJ1973 @Mafer1ck Destiny

@gforce_h @Mafer1ck I was there for dinner on Wednesday night 😂 akilondon.com/?gad_source=1&…

Who's your favourite Terry?

@SueJ1973 @Mafer1ck Aki

@Mafer1ck Hall

@SueJ1973 Lovely coat

Wednesday loo selfie

@SueJ1973 She will bring a new meaning to Ram a dan

@gforce_h This is Twitter- I’m sure it’s not nearly dark enough

Next Ayatollah…

@SueJ1973 I have a joke involving head but it’s too dark

@gforce_h She can handle multiple virgins too

@Footinit Is there an application form to join?

Yay! I’m having a party on May 27th. Ok, it’s not exactly a party. More of a gathering. A small get-together. Maybe 4 or so guests. Alright, I’ll come clean. I’m having to move house for the 2nd time in 12 months & need help. There’ll be booze, sex & drugs though if it helps.