Jorge Torres
22.6K posts
Jorge Torres
@AssistantPimp
can't have a concious in the assistantpimp game...
Norf Norf Se unió Nisan 2010
119 Siguiendo303 Seguidores
An uncle in law is a lifetime card collector and gave my son a box of Fleer 89 like it was nothing. Fun times leafing through it and trying to explain to him that this scrawny prospect went on to be one of the greatest players ever.
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@RpsAgainstTrump Chuck Norris once told a woman to calm down…and she did. RIP
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BREAKING: Chuck Norris has died at 86.
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@DrakeDiggler @RonFilipkowski Remember when you Vagina bled over Cracker Barrel? Hahaha miserable twat
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Who taught Trump this stupid tug of war thing with his handshakes? Fred? Roy Cohn? Epstein? I guess it’s supposed to be some kind of dumb power move. This morning with the President of Paraguay.
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Worth noting, @steelers have beaten every team in the AFC playoff hunt aside from Buffalo. @richeisen @RichEisenShow #HereWeGo
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@alexanderfoxx2 @MilesTaylorUSA @JessicaTarlov Mostly lib cities that let them get away with it for a decade or more now. You can try denying it all you like more and more people realize you are lying every day.
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I co-wrote Trump’s first anti-terrorism plan in 2017-18. He’s not trying to stop “left-wing” terrorism. He is staging it.
His troop deployments are a false flag — meant to provoke a response in order to justify harsh crackdowns.
This is now very obvious.
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@sparkplug754 @thejmills @KFaulders @PCCharalambous @alex_mallin Did Jesus grab em by the pussy too, fake christian? Dumbas
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@thejmills @KFaulders @PCCharalambous @alex_mallin Lookie here patriots!
I touched a nerve with Jeffrey!
He can't stand that we're winning!
When will you learn, Jeffrey...God ALWAYS WINS!
Open your heart to Jesus. It will transform your very unhappy life!
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NEWS - President Trump is expected to fire the U.S. attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia after his office was unable to find incriminating evidence of mortgage fraud against New York AG Letitia James, sources tell us. Reporting w/ @PCCharalambous & @alex_mallin
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Señor @AssistantPimp
They need u and your headset to call plays 😊
Soooooo
Can I use the smoke break access to pass u some beers next weekend?
Prob going Sunday 😊
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@WalshFreedom We don’t care about your opinion. We are quite satisfied with the direction.
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Here’s what’s so unique about what’s happening right now. Trump is SINGLEHANDEDLY fucking up our economy. This is ALL on him. He inherited the strongest post-Covid economy in the industrialized world. And ALL BY HIMSELF, he’s fucked it up.
Elections really do have consequences.
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@HonestAsshole84 @sliverhc2019 @GuntherEagleman Remember when you wore a maxipad on your ear..hahahaha but do go on about being a sheep
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@sliverhc2019 @GuntherEagleman And the world is full of idiot sheep. And they are easily manipulated by companies for profit. Congratulations on being part of the sheep problem we have in this world.
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You really want to have the conversation about hands?
Acyn@Acyn
Trump: You have an incompetent governor in California. Gavin. I know him very well. He's a nice guy, good-looking. He has some hand action going on. There’s something going on there
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@gurnrod @DonaldJTrumpJr @CrackerBarrel The #1 selling Domestic beer? That Bud Light? That went better in your head, didnt it?
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@DonaldJTrumpJr @CrackerBarrel Cracker Barrel wants the old Bud Light treatment here it comes sweetie.
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WTF is wrong with @CrackerBarrel??!
Woke War Room@WokeWarRoom
Cracker Barrel’s new logo isn’t an accident — it’s CEO Julie Felss Masino’s project. She scrapped a beloved American aesthetic and replaced it with sterile, soulless branding. Masino kept a DEI regime that promises to “identify, recruit, and advance” hires by race — and now faces civil rights complaints from @America1stLegal to the EEOC and the Tennessee AG. She should resign and be replaced with leadership that will restore Cracker Barrel’s tradition.
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@SleepyTrun75526 @RpsAgainstTrump Good thing I do not care about the opinion of a bot/burner account created a couple months ago with 7 followers.
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Oh God. Trump continues his mission to ruin the White House, this time the historic West Colonnade.
He acts like he’s never leaving...
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@_The_Prez @RpsAgainstTrump I remember when you wore a maxi pad on your ear, but do go on…🫵🏽🤡
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@RpsAgainstTrump "Republicans" against Trump are nothing more than weak, pansy ass communist enabling cucks.
No different than the Godless, egotistical "intellectual" elites who believe they know better, as they "think" human civilization down the path straight to hell.
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Trump: “Thank you Vladimir, I will probably see you again very soon.”
Putin: “Next time in Moscow”
Trump: “Ooohh, that's an interesting one. I don't know, I’ll get a little heat on that one, but I could see it possibly happening.”
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@JonBontempe @BarryMarkson1 @atrupar Dont you believe windmills cause cancer cause daddy told you they do? 🫵🏽🤡
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@BarryMarkson1 @atrupar I can’t even imagine being dumb enough to believe he’s falling asleep.
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Remember when 80 year old President Biden fell asleep during a roundtable event? Oh wait, it's Trump falling asleep in public. Again.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Trump is fighting for his life to stay awake during this roundtable event
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