🏴 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎
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🏴 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎
@BasedApone
Perma-angry rage machine | Expect video game & general shitposting | Big tiddy enjoyer | Ask me about my crippling IBS 😭👌🚽






@Thirteenthsteps @Tharmr_ @aether_lite @DeanGagaKennedy It was never nuked. Even in the original.



Starting Thursday, we'll be updating our revenue sharing incentives to better reward the content we want on X: We will be giving more weight to impressions from your home region—to encourage content that resonates with people in your country, in neighboring countries and people who speak your language. While we appreciate everyone's opinion on American politics, we hope this will disincentivize gaming the attention of US or Japanese accounts and instead, drive diverse conversations on the platform. We invite creators to start building an audience locally. X will be a much richer community when there's relevant posts for people in all parts of the world.







"resident evil 5 isn't racist I swear bro you're reading too much into it" Resident Evil 5:


JUST IN - Effective April 20, 2026, the U.S. Army is increasing the maximum enlistment age from 34 to 42 and eliminating waiver requirements for a single conviction of possession of marijuana.


i'm convinced fixed camera angles and tank controls are an IQ test for anyone playing older resident evil games










The Trailer for our new game, Too Many F*cking Nazis, is live now. Check it out and wishlist over on Steam





IS THIS THE BEST TASER SHOT EVER??? Was the officer justified using the taser…or too much for eggs? FATIGUE LEVEL 4 “FROM EGGS TO ELECTRIC⚡🥚” All she had to do…was pay for the eggs. That’s it. Breakfast could’ve been peaceful. But no…she chooses chaos. Gets spotted…gets confronted…and suddenly it’s the 100m dash finals in aisle 7 🏃♀️💨 Officer takes off like he’s been waiting his whole career for this moment. Full sprint. Laser focus. Then….ZAP ⚡ Perfect aim. Highlight reel takedown. And just like that…eggs go from “small situation” to “you just upgraded your charges”. Now comes the Oscar performance: “I can’t breathe!” “I’m pregnant!” “I gotta pick up my kids!” Ma’am…none of that was a concern when you hit turbo mode over EGGS 😭 Jail Time!!!





















