Sir Reginald Cornwallis IV

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Sir Reginald Cornwallis IV

Sir Reginald Cornwallis IV

@BestShaneEver

Nobel Laureate and inventor of the semicolon. Avid hunter of endangered species around the globe. Proud owner of 27 slaves.

Geneva, Switzerland Se unió Nisan 2022
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Sir Reginald Cornwallis IV
Sir Reginald Cornwallis IV@BestShaneEver·
Gay and trans people are mentally ill. Mentally ill people cannot legally give consent. This makes anyone that has had sex with a gay or trans person a rapist. As most gays and trans are paired up with other gays and trans, it's safe to assume all gays and trans are rapists.
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Sir Reginald Cornwallis IV
Sir Reginald Cornwallis IV@BestShaneEver·
@Maroxad No. YOU'RE delusional with strange values. If you think eating a steak is more immoral than sticking your dick in another man's anus, then you're a flaming retard.
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Tomi Rikhotso@TomiRikhotso·
Given a chance, white people would re- enslave us.
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Sir Reginald Cornwallis IV
Sir Reginald Cornwallis IV@BestShaneEver·
This is hilarious 😂. It's clear that the press, both here and abroad, is used to talking to politicians who worry about offending people. Trump is a businessman. You don't waste a business man's time with stupid questions, and if you do, they won't hesitate to offend you.
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Japanese Reporter: "Why didn't you tell U.S. allies…like Japan, about the war before attacking Iran?" President Trump: "We didn't tell anyone about it because we wanted SURPRISE. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?" OMG

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Sir Reginald Cornwallis IV
Sir Reginald Cornwallis IV@BestShaneEver·
@BioavailableNd If I go to a house with a no-shoes rule and the house is clean and they don't have kids or pets, I comply and take my shoes off. But if you have a messy house, messy kids, pets shedding hair all over the place, etc., AND a no-shoes rule, I'll just stay outside with my shoes on.
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Sir Reginald Cornwallis IV@BestShaneEver·
@chi_quiero I wonder what he thinks when he looks in the mirror? Does he think he looks good or does he wish his religion didn't make him wear a diaper on his head?
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💖+💡@chi_quiero·
That turban wrapping, the skill!! Where did his beard go?! 😮😮
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Sir Reginald Cornwallis IV@BestShaneEver·
@GigaBasedDad Depends on the steak. I wouldn't use it on a thick ribeye that's cooked to perfection, but I might hit a thin overdone flank steak with some sort of steak sauce.
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Giga Based Dad
Giga Based Dad@GigaBasedDad·
Steak sauce should be a crime.
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Tony Lane 🇺🇸
Tony Lane 🇺🇸@TonyLaneNV·
THIS IS WILD… Passenger says United denied a simple request that could literally save their life. Severe peanut allergy. One exposure = possible fatal reaction. All they asked for? A small buffer zone on the plane. Instead… they were told to basically deal with it and “email the company.” On a packed flight where people are eating inches away… That’s not a minor issue. That’s life or death. Do airlines have a responsibility here… or is this asking too much? ⬇️ 🇺🇸
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Sir Reginald Cornwallis IV
Sir Reginald Cornwallis IV@BestShaneEver·
@CuriosityonX This is a very poor analogy. Sure, this single colony is working together. Go ahead and introduce a 2nd or 3rd colony of ants, though. You'd see the building and problem solving end REAL fast and every last one of them would dedicate all 250k neurons to war fighting.
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Curiosity
Curiosity@CuriosityonX·
A single ant has 250,000 neurons and a human brain has 86 billion. Imagine what we could achieve if put aside all the differences and worked together as one.
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Sir Reginald Cornwallis IV@BestShaneEver·
@Oceanbreeze473 Can't ignore the fact that he was fine doing what he was doing until he involved a woman. Nothing will ruin the positive energy like a scared and worrying woman.
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SweetMarie@Oceanbreeze473·
Tim Treadwell dedicated his life to protecting Alaska’s Grizzlies. One summer he convinced his girlfriend to join him. The bears k*lled and ate them both.
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Sir Reginald Cornwallis IV@BestShaneEver·
@NoContextHumans The cyclist is at fault. Occasionally, the traffic in front of you will brake. When that happens, you need to brake, too, or else you end up driving into the vehicle in front of you. This is true whether you drive a car or a gay ass bicycle.
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Sir Reginald Cornwallis IV
Sir Reginald Cornwallis IV@BestShaneEver·
@davidicke Nothing was "plagiarized". Yes, there were accounts of a global flood in other cultures. Abraham, himself, was from Sumeria. The story of Genesis was passed down orally until Moses wrote it down. They aren't separate floods or fake stories. It's all the same flood.
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Sir Reginald Cornwallis IV@BestShaneEver·
@cena17thszn So you're not allowed to like who you like for fear of offending your mom? Or is it that you're only allowed to like a person if you agree with them about everything? If my mom was a lez, I'd tell her that shit is gross, and weird, but I love her anyway. Why is that not OK?
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Peter@cena17thszn·
Dave Bautista revealed he once had a tattoo dedicated to Manny Pacquiao, someone he considered a close friend. After Pacquiao made homophobic comments, Bautista covered the tattoo up. “It’s a personal issue for me, My mom’s a lesbian.”
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Sir Reginald Cornwallis IV
Sir Reginald Cornwallis IV@BestShaneEver·
@BTCBreadMan Knowledge v Wisdom Knowledge is knowing what to say to your friend about his marriage. Wisdom is keeping your fucking mouth shut about other people's marriages. None of your business, bro.
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Breadman@BTCBreadMan·
My best friend is 36 years old. He’s been married for 7 years, but they still don’t have a joint bank account. He and his wife literally Venmo each other for half a meal out, or half of the gas bill. How do I kindly explain to him that they are acting like unserious children?
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Sir Reginald Cornwallis IV@BestShaneEver·
@Balldontlie The simple solution to pay disparity in professional sports leagues is to have a single co-ed league with a rule that teams can't have more than half+1 of a sex on the field, court, etc., at any one time. This way you unify audiences, TV deals, revenue, etc.
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Ball Don’t Lie
Ball Don’t Lie@Balldontlie·
The WNBA league minimum jumped up by about $234K 😳 📈
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Retard Finder@IfindRetards·
What happened to Dave Bautista?
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