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@_we_love_food I occasionally use celery in mirapoix and tuna casserole, after stripping the strings out. I'll even eat buttered brussel sprouts, with a bit of seasoning, though I never cook them myself. I have no use for beets.

Is Celery the worst vegetable?

@jm68102519 @_we_love_food I'll second beets.

@_we_love_food No. Beets by far 🤢🤮🤢🤮

@BushellJacqui @_we_love_food Eggplant is nearly tasteless. It's only use is absorbing other flavors.

@_we_love_food No aubergine has to take that label surely

@_we_love_food If you pull the strings out, it's useful in mirepoix.

@Matt_Pinner Harris/Cortez is either a gift to the Republican party, or proof that voting doesn't matter anymore.

So what would you call this Presidential Team?

As usual Glenn Reib points out the hypocrisy and hysterical level of idiocy that the Left continues to push all while thinking they are noble and better than the rest of the country that lives in reality. Dear Fellow Americans who have mistaken a tantrum for a movement, Congratulations. This Saturday, March 28th, you’re proudly rolling out “No Kings 3: The Reckoning” the third installment in what has become the longest-running national improv performance since you all decided reality was optional back in 2016. Millions of you will flood the streets again. Signs raised. Chants rehearsed. Outfits coordinated like it’s political Comic-Con. All to boldly declare: “America has no kings.” Stunning. Brave. Pulitzer-worthy insight. Next up, are you marching against gravity? Maybe organizing a rally to stop the sun from rising? Because that’s about the level of urgency and intellectual rigor, we’re dealing with here. You’re out there screaming about “tyranny” under a man who: Won an election. Is implementing policies voters asked for. And....brace yourself, hasn’t crowned himself Emperor despite your decade-long meltdown predicting it, ohhh.....the absolute horror. You’ve been yelling “dictator” since 2015, and somehow, miraculously...the Constitution is still standing, elections still happen, and nobody’s getting hauled off to the dungeon for disagreeing. That must be incredibly frustrating for your narrative. But here’s where it gets truly embarrassing. You’re chanting “No Kings!” while: Dressing in matching outfits like a coordinated theater troupe Beating drums and dancing like crazed lunatics. Blocking traffic so working people can’t get to their actual lives. This isn’t resistance. This is performance art for people who think hashtags are heroic. Real tyranny doesn’t allow protests. Real tyrants don’t tolerate mocking crowds. Real kings don’t sit there while thousands of overeducated, under-informed adults scream at them through bullhorns and then go home to post selfies about how they “saved democracy.” If this were actual tyranny, your little parade would’ve lasted about 12 seconds. Instead, you get police escorts, media coverage, and the freedom to act like absolute fools on a national stage. And then there’s the cardio. You’re marching for hours, fueled by outrage and overpriced coffee, burning calories like revolution depends on your Fitbit. Here’s a radical idea: Take all that energy… and do something productive with it. Go for a walk. Lift something heavier than your ego. Improve your life instead of performing your misery in public. Because right now, you don’t look like freedom fighters. You look like a flash mob of emotionally unstable adults cosplaying oppression in a country that literally gives you the right to do exactly that. And the irony? You scream about “kings” while demanding government control over everything from speech to business to daily life, basically begging for a ruling class, as long as it’s your side holding the scepter. That’s not rebellion. That’s a tantrum with branding. America doesn’t have kings. It has elections. YOU LOST. And instead of recalibrating, persuading, or, God forbid....self-reflecting, you’ve chosen interpretive dance in the streets as your strategy. Bold move. Let’s see how that plays out. Until then, keep marching. Keep chanting. Keep playing dress-up in the world’s most well-funded group therapy session. The rest of us will be over here, working, building, voting… and occasionally pausing to laugh at the spectacle.

@FLMarka @Dre_Skeezy @mazemoore @EndWokeness No, white leftists are angry blacks won't stay on the Left's vote plantation. Your racism blocks your reading comprehension.

@Dre_Skeezy @mazemoore @EndWokeness You’re angry that the white leftist doesn’t get to order blacks as if they’re his slaves? Ok, Uncle Tom.

ICE agents laugh in the face of liberal at the airport screeching about fascism

When was the last time conservatives did any of these things? 👇 Never. 🚫

when you are vibe coding and you finally try the app after an hour

@DavidJHarrisJr Cause for relief, if not celebration. Mourn for Harris.

🚨BREAKING: Jarvis Butts, who was sentenced to up to 60 years in prison two weeks ago for killing and sexually assaulting 13-year-old Na'Ziyah Harris and for the sexual assaults of five other young girls ranging in age from 4 to 13 was found dead in prison!

@Geniustechw Weld the lock on Phoebe's self-imposed shackle. And shave her head.

Pink-haired Stop Oil activist Phoebe Plummer has been sentenced to two years in prison for throwing soup on a $90 million Van Gogh painting. What’s your reaction to the sentence?

How Republicans Deny People Their Right to Vote

@WorkElizab I ate huge portions because other kids would give me what I wanted. It wasn't haute cuisine, but it wasn't bad, and it was filling. Goof grief, I could usually get extra peach and apple cobblers.

Raise your hand

Exactly

@WHLeavitt Execute. Public firing squad drawn from the local unorganized militia bearing their own rifles. No blindfold on the condemned.

🚨 BREAKING: Jury just convicted a Biden-released, illegal alien pedophile for raping a 12-year-old girl in Iowa. Another Democrat-imported monster destroying an American child. What should we do to this monster? A. Execute B. Deport C. Execute and deport the remains

@TheTomKnighton Strip to the walls, put it up for sale. Or use it for overflow office space.

Bulldoze it and build something that doesn't look like a hat tip to the Soviet Union.

@HazelMoore32 You are in our home illegally. Go to your own homes and get them in order, or get deported.

Do you want to deport them? Everyone better answer this one correctly👆!!

@elonmusk Whoever said it, it's the absolute truth.

💯😂