Chef Esai Nunez retuiteado
As an Italian American I'm perplexed as to why people would ask Dave Portnoy about Pizza. People don't ask me about bagels.
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Chef Esai Nunez
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Chef Esai Nunez
@ChefCheRollins
Father, Chef, Open mic comic, retired musician. Puro Tejano.
Houston, TX Se uniรณ Kasฤฑm 2022
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What I would give for someone to just truly get me ๐ฎโ๐จ
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Chef Esai Nunez retuiteado
I just wanna know who came up with the 9in octopus tentacle dildos and why. Somehow I feel like Ian Fleming and Octopussy are to blame.
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Chef Esai Nunez retuiteado
Chef Esai Nunez retuiteado
i already have the sleeper build starter pack... now I'm gonna make it worse ๐
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I always knew I had a sleeper build, but I never knew how much until I took a picture of my back yesterday and I was holding up my hairโฆ And I just noticed how buff my arms look ๐ญ๐
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Chef Esai Nunez retuiteado
You donโt have to beat your kids. Youโd be stunned at what having a present mother and father does to a childโs behavior.
Jon Root@JonnyRoot_
NBA Legend Charles Barkley went on an EPIC rant talking about spanking/discipline โI think if you donโt spank your kids, and discipline them, they turn into some of these brats we got today.โ ๐ฅ Spanking is Biblical: Spare the rod. Spoil the child. (๐ฅ: @dpshow)
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@FilmUpdates Hannah had me wrote jokes for the Netflix roast and then bombed and refused to pay me cause she couldnโt perform :)
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@bunnny_g1rl Appreciate it lol I'm the black sheep so I have to be good.
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@ChefCheRollins I promise I wasnโt being serious but iโll chill now ๐ญ
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You might be able to find one on bissonet or telephone
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Now I really need to find a date to this wedding. Best man can't show up solo.
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@bunnny_g1rl @zedlaV559 My kids are invited but its in Mexico City and Idk how their mother and I feel about that.
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@zedlaV559 @ChefCheRollins What he said!!!
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Guy on the right is a Pork Fried ICE agent.
VacksceneGaming@VacksceneGaming
LOLOLOL What a fucking joke
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Now I really need to find a date to this wedding. Best man can't show up solo.
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