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@NoContextHumans Yeah it’s a street fight there’s no rules. Don’t fight a stranger in public you fucking idiot, we’re adults. If someone can slam you, choke you out, or put you in a hold, well fuck you, shouldn’t have fought them.

Should leg kicks be allowed in a street fight?🤔🦵

@penatropolis @dru_montana47 @mpeoplescomedy No hard feelings and dru is hilarious :)

@dru_montana47 @mpeoplescomedy I like how this is being treated as somehow official 🤣 but my vote goes to leather boy sorry Zac

Vote for Dru. I don’t care about his success I’ve just personally done comedy too long to not have a famous friend

*an awesome dude

Whoever wins, we all win. I love dru and I think he’s crazy funny and and awesome dude. I’m just happy to be in the rankings. LOS forever.

Thank god Sunny prepared him for this move.

@JohnGerbasio @AspersionCaster “Please don’t be mean to me.”-@daltonleepruitt

@AspersionCaster boo. Dru > Zac. If we wanted RAP, we would have listened to it.

New Legion Of Skanks Host Tournament - Elite Eight Round - #2 Dru Montana vs #3 Zac Amico

Tonight at 8pm E! Story Warz w @peteleetweets @ZacIsNotFunny & @dru_montana47 joining @bigjayoakerson & @luisjgomez premieres on #YouTube! youtu.be/2qhz850HU0U?si… Watch the uncensored version on GaSDigital.com w code WAR!

Come hang for the YouTube premier with @Derek1Gaines and @ImDaveTemple joining @luisjgomez and @ZASpookshow tonight at 9:36pm ET ! youtu.be/mHi5vu7rslc?si…

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@TSweeze88 It’s a custom print job. Just drag and drop the photo. I suggest going up a size cause it’s Asian. amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0DBZY…

Now listening to the latest episode of RAP. I need a shirt like @ZASpookshow is wearing in a 3xl. #FitCheck

If anyone ever wonders why millennials have major anxiety issues, look no further than this level. This and the Sonic running out of air music are the soundtrack to my generation’s mental health, and this was our leisure time. youtu.be/DqfRus5ePmI?si…

@SonnyGaultney 1987

@ZASpookshow Wait how old are you @ZASpookshow ? Are you an 86? Or plus-minus?!

Still a banger.

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@Mattzaballz @gasdigital @StoryWarz @bigjayoakerson @ZacsMorningZoo @zacspookshow @dru_montana47 @luisjgomez @nycomedyclub @duraganddeertag @digitalbazooka1 Sorry doggie sometimes I think of one so stupid I need to share it just so it leaves my head.

@gasdigital @StoryWarz @bigjayoakerson @ZASpookshow @ZacsMorningZoo @zacspookshow @dru_montana47 @luisjgomez @nycomedyclub @duraganddeertag @digitalbazooka1 Zac with his Nico's LA Tesla joke

Who’s gonna get lucky on the latest @StoryWarz? We find out at 8pm EST on gasdigital.com/live! Subscribe to watch live and use code “INSTA” at signup to unlock extra savings on your membership! @bigjayoakerson @ZASpookshow @ZacsMorningZoo @zacspookshow @dru_montana47 @duraganddeertag @digitalbazooka1 @peteleetweets

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Today everyone is a little bit Irish. Except of course for the gays, and the Italians.

@CerisLioness Actually that’s a narrative structure for jokes, related to the rule of three’s. Many performance styles use it. It goes one thing, second thing, and third thing that’s different. Expectation, expectation, divertation. In this example, safe pun, safe pun, offensive pun.

Kumail Nanjiani, raised Muslim, gets up on that Oscar stage last night, cracks two harmless little jokes about shortening movies. “It’s A Wonderful Life” becomes “It’s A Wonderful Month,” “The King’s Speech” turns into “The King’s Tweet.” Cute, right? Everyone chuckles. Then he slides in the third: “Schindler’s List” to “Schindler’s Post-It.” See what he did? The first two were just fluff…safe, silly, no harm. They were the warm-up act, the cover. Made the room feel cozy so he could drop the real bomb without anyone flinching too hard. Because once you’re laughing at a jester’s joke, why not laugh at six million dead Jews reduced to office supplies? He could have said “Gone With the Wind” to “Gone With the Breeze!” But that wasn’t in his agenda. That was a calculated jab at Jewish pain. It’s vile. They’ve done this forever…hide the knife behind a smile…and they’ll keep doing it. Jew-hating monsters in nice suits (Mamdani). I call it like I see it! @TheAcademy @kumailn

@JohnAmato33 I’ve heard of people doing it idk if he used the magic makeup people but I also think he’s crazy enough to do it

@ZASpookshow Did he actually keep himself awake to look like that last time he did it?

Heyman is doing the no shaving look crazy thing again. God damn what a great performer and storyteller.