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@Web3flux Aongezewe hio funding inawasumbua

Screams sponsored by State , NGOs and opposition.

@Dennohspinner Hakuna mtu mfupi na kitambo hukua reasonable by the way

@NytoP2PMwangi Male feminists are the worst thing to happen to the universe

Another bodaboda incident involving a drunk lady. She had no money to pay the bodaboda rider. When the operator confronted her (together with his colleagues), she became violent. She grabbed a projectile and hit the rider. The rider decided to face her like a man, and the brawl escalated. Attempts by the guy in red to separate them did not succeed. Who is wrong between the two?

@ImMeme0 Black and fat is always shitty behavior box

Imagine walking too close to a pool table full of guys in a match, getting accidentally bumped, the guy immediately saying “I’m sorry,” then uploading the video to score victim points and make him look like the bad guy.

@HonMosiria Mosiria is right on this. Sudanese people, like the Somali are a menace

This is impunity! Complaint as received! This is bee Centre. With a stadium in the middle of residential area. This are Sudanese who have these functions with very loud music till morning . Kids can't sleep and yet they are going to school tomorrow. Today is Wednesday.Why don't they have this functions during the day.. People are tired and need to wake up tomorrow and go to work..

@localkheed @Kieni_vic @Rogers_Otii This statement is wild. What if it's my child?

@Kieni_vic @Rogers_Otii Until it's your child

Mimi nikipata mahali mwizi anapigwa naenda mawe kwa nearest site niangushie hiyo kichwa atuwache nkt. June 25th 2024 kajamaa kadogo kalinitoka simu na ni wakati tao kumechacha, pesa yote ilikuwa kwa simu na hakuna mtu alikuwa anaitikia kukufungulia mpesa atleast ureplace simcard utoe pesa nilikuwa napiga nduru kama wazimu tao watu wanadhani ni kasongo napigia nduru. Jamaa alipotea nikishout mwizi alafu badala watu wamshike wanasema 'Ruto must go' nilikuwa namwaga machozi kama mtoto, uzuri watu walikuwa wanadhani ni ukali ya teargas. Thieves deserve death.

@B3laze 😂😂

hio gym ya kina kuwams ni kama ni full time garage na part time gym

@ChelseaMachini2 Unajua kweli Infinix fast charging cable?

As much as we talk about shower heads,we don't talk about extension cables enough.A low quality extension cable inaweza washa moto kwa nyumba ushangae

@mlipu_zii Millennials wako hapa wanatajataja Michuki as though hawana baba

????

@crazy_kennar Literally amekula hongo 😂😂

TRAFFIC POLICE TRAINING IN OTHER COUNTRIES VS BACK HOME 😂😂😂

@Channels_imsu It's the guy who'll go to the fat guy

Fat Girl cannot bag this kind of guy !

@KakaMbweha5 @Osama_otero See, unono is always a problem

@Osama_otero Engineers Board of Kenya ikona wanawake wengine wanono baldifuckin sana...hao ndio hudecide fate ya engineers.Check the brains behind Two Rivers mall, waterfront Karen na Tatu City plus Nairobi Gate industrial park...walihama wote wengine wako Japan,S.A na China.

So there is Kenyan engineer by the name Victor who is responsible for those beautiful iconic bridges in Japan? Also I read somewhere that Kenyan engineers are the best in S.A. So what happens with our local ones?

@laban_ach Your assumption is detrimental

Niliacha kupanda hizi gari 😂. They are just for poor people. Anyone who tells you about "Nganya culture" ni msee fala alidrop out of school. And you should be very careful around them juu wanatumia hard drugs and will rob you even if you are friends Nganya culture is for losers

@carguy_KE Zenye ziko silent zilikua pia tu hapo. Because it is not of interest to you doesn't mean it is crappy

how tf do you stand this shiet!

@SaycheeseDGTL House nigga

NLE Choppa explains why he doesn't wear seatbelts: "If you ever catch a nigga wearing a seatbelt nine times out of ten he ain't never been in no shit”

@Realkangethe Asipige mwanamke ndio kusema nini

If you were the driver & conductor in charge, how would you deal with this lady?

@Mlu__N2 From meat?

So they are not scared of high blood pressure? Diabetes?

@tlop444 How does he know what they say if he can't read?

kai cenat reveals he has a wall full of hate tweets for motivation

@CoachDanGo I fear needles

Guys, what’s stopping you from looking like this?

@justsimplcty @Eclairs___ Leading in what?

@CleanVessel3 @Eclairs___ It's so ironical that you the one leading in loitering and you are here shouting at the top of your voice, shame!!

She’s tweeting from the UK btw 😂😂😂. It’s always the Kenyans from abroad trying to act like they know more. Dumb ass bitch, your source is ChatGPT. Your brain is fried. No wonder your music career failed.