
🇺🇸Captain🍪Cookie🍪Monster🇺🇸
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🇺🇸Captain🍪Cookie🍪Monster🇺🇸
@CptCookyMonster
🫏Kind of an Asshole🕳️
Utah, USA Se unió Mart 2026
300 Siguiendo37 Seguidores


@CptCookyMonster I mean more power too you if you find someone who believes in fucking chemtrails 💀
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@Cole88343115 @Cosmic_SnG Not gonna lie, That’s happened before. I remember I was talking about Golden Knights hockey..😜
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@GeneralMCNews Looks like somebody’s getting balls deep in a honey pot. Somebody should warn the poor guy..🍯👉🏻☠️
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@DisrespectedThe It’s quite funny how trucker posts all these conspiratorial videos that have a lot of truth to them. But when it comes to the conspiracy of Donald Trump being America first and having your best interest in mind. You fall for it, hook line and sinker every time. Wake up MAGA…
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@DisrespectedThe I feel like the anti trump algorithm has a lot to do with sharing leftist propaganda. I don't have issues, but I try not responding to videos from the right showing leftists BS because then the algorithm starts filling my feed with leftist BS.
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@GoToTheBoxPls Believe me, there’s lots of drinking and fucking that goes on in the great state of Utah. Unlike the state of Wisconsin where most of your women look like they came from inbreeding uncles. I would definitely drown myself in alcohol too if I was where you’re from.
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the way both teams can’t even celebrate after bc utah is basically a dry state.
you hate mormons bc they’re weird, i hate them because they won’t let people DRINK and FUCK
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New Year's Eve hockey in Utah!!! 🥳 The @Discover NHL #WinterClassic between the @utahmammoth and @Avalanche will be played on New Year's Eve!
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@DisrespectedThe lol And what do you think Bill Cooper would tell you about Donald Trump? Try not to overthink it.
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@washghost1 Fuck, The, Penguins.. Cha Cha, Cha Cha..🖕🏻🐧😜
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@TheRightHumerus Agreed. They ripped away the Coyotes from Arizona for this bullshit. Scottsdale was the better option. Keller deserved better. Fuck Utah
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@CptCookyMonster @Zeeeegs How can you despise the Vegas sports market if this is the first time in the big 4 that Utah vs Vegas/Nevada has happened
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The @utahjazz won their tiebreaker with the Sacramento Kings.
Utah is now guaranteed a top-8 pick.

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@CHoltSports @kslsports Congrats on the dream job bro! Looking forward to your inside reports..👍🏻
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I am very excited to announce that I will be stepping up as the next Utah Jazz insider for @kslsports!
Going forward, I will be handling day-to-day coverage, bringing all things Jazz to you both on social media and on KSLSports.com.
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@ArtLarr78824 @wakenminds Yes. You realize there’s many places around the American Southwest where you can find petrified wood. Not just Arizona’s petrified forest.
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