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Little Muhammad goes to 1st grade... When the teacher asked his name he replied: "Muhammad". The teacher says, "You live in France, from now on you're name is Phillip and you will be French" Little Phillip goes back home and his mum asks him" well little Muhammad, how was school?" Phillip replied, "I'm French now, my name is Phillip!" His mum is shocked. An hour later his dad comes home and they both give Phillip a slapping. The day passes and Phillip goes to class with a black eye, the teacher asks him: "what happened Phillip?" "An hour after I became French, two Arabs beat the shit out of me!"

@MikeBales 😂😂😂😂

A man goes to church one Sunday to sing and give praises to God. When he returns home, he lifts his wife up, then lets her down after some time. The wife, with all smiles and blushes, says to him, “You really showed that you love me today; you should go to church more often.” She then asks, “What happened at church today?” The man simply replies, “The pastor said that when we get home, we should lift up our problems to God.”

@Soaringeagle45 Dude! 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🥰🥰🥰

Things that happen as you age! 🤣 Age 20: The "Invincible" Era Your body can bounce back from eating a whole pizza at 3:00 AM and sleeping for three hours. The Funny Reality: You possess the supreme confidence of a fully grown adult, despite having absolutely no idea what you are doing with your life. Your bank account is measured in cents, but your weekend stamina is boundless. Age 30: The "I Need an Ergonomic Chair" Era Hangovers now require a business day to process, and you mysteriously pull a neck muscle just by sleeping incorrectly. The Funny Reality: You suddenly view a Friday night spent on the couch in comfortable pants as the ultimate luxury. Clubbing is replaced by aggressively critiquing neighborhood landscaping. Age 40: The "Who Turned Down the Lights?" Era Reading menus requires extending your arm to un-blur the text. Metabolism officially shifts from "fast" to "never forget." The Funny Reality: You begin collecting specialized pillows and vitamins. You also hit peak confidence—you stop caring what people think, mostly because your eyesight is too poor to see their reactions anyway. Age 50: The "Unfiltered & Unbothered" Era Your eyebrows start growing at weird angles, and you start making involuntary groaning noises every time you stand up. The Funny Reality: You reach a beautiful state of zen where you no longer tolerate drama. If a social event sounds remotely boring, you have zero guilt making up an excuse to stay home. Age 60: The "Loud Noises!" Era The volume on the TV goes up significantly, and you start treating "daytime television" like high art. The Funny Reality: You discover the sheer joy of leaving a party at 7:30 PM without saying goodbye. You also start referring to anyone under 30 as a "kid," regardless of what they are doing. Age 70: The "Everything is Free" Era You finally qualify for senior discounts and can nap absolutely anywhere, anytime, in any position.

The Senator Bankrolling America’s Protest Industrial Complex Just Like Soros, Gates, and Singham Senator Murphy’s answer to Trump isn’t political persuasion. It’s recruitment, organization, training, and nonstop mobilization. 🚨 Connecticut Democrat Senator Chris Murphy isn’t only joining the anti-Trump resistance. He’s helping FINANCE it. open.substack.com/pub/tonyseruga…

🔎 REVEALED: Hezbollah’s underground terror tunnel network beneath the Beaufort Ridge, planned and funded by Iran. The tunnel network contains living quarters, water and electrical infrastructure, as well as extensive anti-tank and aerial defense capabilities intended to target IDF troops and Israeli civilians. The project was built in proximity to Lebanese Armed Forces activity. As part of efforts to enforce the agreement between Israel and Lebanon, a request was submitted to the Lebanese Armed Forces to address the site; however, Hezbollah clearly prevented them from doing so.

🚨 Far be it for me to rattle the sensitivities of those who believe boys in girls sports is our greatest national security threat in education, it's not. It's a problem, but it is not a national security threat. This is: Heroes did not storm the beaches of Normandy so this filth could take over the students in America. I've posted endlessly about Professor Corinna Mullin and the taxpayer funding of her domestic terrorism. I won't sugarcoat it: this is a professor who was fired from CUNY for her open support of Hamas and the Oct 7 massacres, her participation in student riots which caused $3 million in damages, her arrest for participating in the pro-Hamas encampment at CUNY, and her rabid, public antisemitism. She incites terrorism and promoted content on social media that was linked to U.S.-designated terror organizations like the PFLP. - "Glory to the martyrs. Glory to the resistance." - "The people want the fall of US imperialism!" - "It is our DUTY to stand up to the US death machine. They must be defeated." She was reinstated at CUNY a few months ago, as well as being hired by The New School in NYC. She participated in the May Day protest outside of Columbia University last month. She joined screaming Hamas supporters, chanting for the deaths of the IDF, and compared the NYPD to the KKK. As cops moved her out of the street, the group she was with labeled them as "pigs" and chanted for the destruction of "Zionists." Now she's publicly supporting the IRGC and calling for the end of America. I don't know when the Dept of Education or our Education Secretary will address the national security threat that is coming from our educators, but this scourge is changing the 30 and under in America. If it's not stopped, we will not recognize this country in a few years, no matter who wins 2028.

This is the PERFECT example of why foreigners should not be allowed to run for office Zul Mohammed just ran for Mayor of Carrollton, Texas. He’s from Pakistan “No vet has made any sacrifice. I want to make that clear. I do not support the US military. No, I do not support the United States. I look down on both entities. I want to make that clear” I can’t think of a better example of why only natural born citizens should be allowed to run for office Also he is a Muslim, which further enforces the classic “I do not support the United States” We need new election eligibility laws

Just left my 11year old grandson’s spelling bee. The moderator looked at him and said.. Your word is "SEAWARD" My grandson looked straight at me and I knew in that moment something bad was coming! My grandson... "SEAWARD" C.U.N.T. Seaward.

@miles_commodore And here I thought I was alone in this 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Have you ever forgotten how old you are? I’m serious. Have you? I remember what year I was born and then the year we are currently in, and then I do the math.

@MikeBales @UnsinkableDolly Look, they're finally making all the friends they wanted when they were in high school, but had no chance in hell of making AND they're getting invited out, too 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nothing says “party of compassion” like Democrat mug shots for attacking ICE agents and storming detention centers. The Democratic Party is now the official landfill for every low-IQ, mentally feeble idiot in the country.

Finally, somebody is asking what we think! ⬇️ Public has until June 15 to comment on Trump's proposed arch in DC share.google/787wBUss4TkwbM…

@InsideLucysHead 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Two Arabs are sitting in the Gaza Strip, enjoying a quiet pint of goat milk... One takes out his wallet and starts flipping through his family pictures, "This is my oldest son. He's a martyr. This here is my second son. He's also a martyr!" The second Arab nods, “They blow up so fast, don't they?"

@EricLDaugh @BuzzPatterson 🤭🤭🤭

@BuzzPatterson The microphone also got crushed 😭😭

🚨 OMG. President Trump CUTS OFF and WALKS OUT of a Kristen Welker interview He looks her in the eyes and tells her SHE'S A LIAR, then storms off! "The elections are like a 3rd world country. YOU'RE CROOKED...let's call it QUITS. I've HAD ENOUGH." WELKER: Please, I traveled all the way to Wisconsin! TRUMP: "I've sat in the RAIN with you for an HOUR! I've given you enough time. You ought to straighten out your press. You know what? A country can never be great with a dishonest press. Let's GO." WELKER: *Whines* BEST PRESIDENT EVER 🔥🔥🔥

When I left the courthouse on Friday, multiple individuals approached Sippi and me. They were yelling and brandishing multiple firearms. One of the men initially displayed a pistol that was slung outside of his shirt and held it at a low-ready position. The individuals were clearly making sure that we saw the firearm as they approached. Afterward, Sippi sarcastically remarked, “That’s bad ass.” The man then responded, “Oh, I bet you didn’t see this one,” before lifting his shirt and brandishing another firearm that was positioned near his waistband (in the center). The group continued yelling and followed us across the front of the parking lot. Sippi immediately escorted me to our vehicle, and we left. I am not here to give these people any of my time or attention. I am here to report, as I have been for the past year. It’s sad that it has come to this. They are angry that I’m doing my job, and behavior like this is exactly why we have increased our security measures and are taking additional precautions. A large number of the men in the parking lot carrying firearms have identified themselves as members of the Black Panthers. I do not know whether the individuals who approached us were affiliated with that group or not.

POV:kids say whatever comes to mind 🤣🤣🤣

@gecffmn 🥰🥰🥰🥰

This is how most Americans live! The other people are brainwashed democrats!

We were absolutely floored by the millions of you that watched us make silly water sillouettes on our driveway last summer. We are starting out the summer the only way we know how, and this time it’s all about movies! What else do you want to see? We have a whole summer ahead, a driveway and a hose. The possibilities are endless!!!

California Is Blocking a Federal Audit of Its Voter Rolls California allows first-time voters to register using forms of ID that most Americans would find surprising, including: -Gym membership card -Employer ID card -Credit or debit card -Prescription drug label -Insurance card (California provides free health coverage to undocumented immigrants) Full list: sos.ca.gov/elections/hava… This is permitted when a voter fails to provide a Social Security number or driver’s license at registration. Our office believes this policy deserves a closer look. We also have serious concerns about how California maintains its voter rolls. There are open questions about whether the state is promptly removing deceased voters, people who have moved, and individuals convicted of disqualifying felonies. On top of that, California allows third parties to collect and turn in ballots on voters’ behalf (a practice known as ballot harvesting) with few restrictions. This makes it difficult to track who actually received, completed, and submitted each ballot. For over a year, the Department of Justice has been trying to audit California’s voter rolls. Federal law gives the Attorney General the authority to review state voter files and confirm that only eligible U.S. citizens are voting in federal elections. @AAGDhillon sent California a letter explaining our legal authority. California refused to comply, claiming state privacy laws block the review, an argument that does not hold up because those laws don’t apply to the federal government in this context. We’ve sued California in federal court, and the case is before the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals. If California genuinely wants voters to trust its elections, it should open its records, not fight to keep them closed. What are they afraid of?

Ex-girlfriend arrested after keying wrong car! A 27-year-old woman from Jackson, TN decided she was going to get epic revenge on her ex after seeing him tagged in photos with some new fling. So, she hopped in her car, fired up Google Maps like a modern-day detective, and drove straight into what she thought was Cordova to vandalize his ride. Plot twist: She ended up in Collierville instead. Brittany Jenkins, rolled up to what she believed was his house on Autumn Winds Drive, spotted a shiny vehicle that vaguely looked like his, and went full Picasso on it with her keys. She allegedly spent a solid 20 minutes carving heartfelt messages such as: “HOPE SHE WAS WORTH IT” and “ENJOY YOUR NEW TOYOTA, TRASH” She even snapped victory selfies like she’d just won the Olympics of petty revenge. Then she did the smartest thing possible: texted the photos directly to her ex. His reply? “Dude… I don’t live in Collierville. I drive a Ford. And I haven’t seen that car in my life.” Sources say Brittany spent the next 15 minutes calling him a liar before she finally zoomed out on Google Maps and realized she’d confused two Memphis suburbs with suspiciously similar street names. (Apparently Autumn Winds Drive in Collierville and the Ashley Creek area in Cordova look close enough when you’re seeing red.) The actual owner, a completely innocent guy who’s been happily married for 17 years, came home to find his car looking like a cry-for-help art project and a passive-aggressive note under the wiper blade. Police say Brittany is now facing vandalism charges and a lifetime supply of “maybe double check the town next time” memes. Congratulations, ma’am. You didn’t just miss the target, you missed the entire zip code! Cliff Messer

On Valentine’s Day in 2011, marine conservationist Michael Fishbach discovered Valentina — a humpback whale floating motionless on the surface of the Sea of Cortez, tightly entangled in a heavy fishing net. Michael jumped into the water with only a small knife and spent nearly an hour cutting through the net to free her. Valentina remained completely still and unmoving throughout the entire rescue. 💓✨ The moment she was released, Valentina did something that the entire crew on Michael’s boat has never been able to fully put into words — a special, deeply emotional act of gratitude.