Dillan Shaffer

@LouStagner @scottfawcett If I’m losing 1.5 strokes a round putting between 3-10 ft, what does a 5% improvement in that range correlate to in strokes saved per round? How does the math work out on this?

@LouStagner Where can we find the strokes gained data for scratch amateurs for all shots?

PGA Tour pros average 3.00 shots to hole-out from ~168 yards in the fairway. Scratch amateurs average 3.00 shots to hole-out from ~92 yards in the fairway. #ManageYourExpectations

Spirit Airlines dropping me off at my destination. ✈️

DaBaby > Leonardo Da Vinci

@josiedegler SMH. Maybe they should change their motto to "Frigidissimi Fines Ingredienti"... Latin to English translation - "The Coldest Frontier"

Just realized Kentucky’s state motto kind of applies to marriage too “United We Stand, Divided We Fall.” Can’t wait to remind @DillanShaffer of this the week of our wedding 54 times.

@josiedegler Wat

No matter how bad your day is going at least you did not accidentally mail your wedding shoes to a fire station.

Number 5 #themasters

@josiedegler 🙃

At least 75% of the time people use "teal" to describe a color, it's actually turquoise. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

A relationship in 2018 is basically just venmoing each other the same $20 back and forth for forever.

@josiedegler i dont agree

ok, on a more serious note, we all agree i need one of these right?

daily conversations with @DillanShaffer: "look how cute this baby cowwww is. i need it." "no you don't." "look how CuTeeeee this baby hedgehog is. i need it." "no you don't." "look how cute!!!! this baby skunk is. i need it." "omg WHY WHY." 🔁

@nflmemes @caseyj002 Lol

@josiedegler I mean, I wouldn't be against it

@jjones9 Location: Carcosa 👀👀

@marchmadness @JackSewell_ @caseyj002

@CamTweetsThings @jjones9 Talk to Chris, he's the owner. He will hook u up. Go there all the time.

When your ex writes you an apology letter so you grade it to send it back

One week from today: the Boss is back in action!