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@h2av8tor @unusual_whales your adulthood and my adulthood couldn't be miles from each other and you blame us

@unusual_whales Don't want to hear them complain when they are 45 have no home, drive a 10 year old car, and have no retirement other then Social Security.

Generation Z is increasingly giving up on once-standard financial goals, especially home ownership, traditional saving patterns, and linear career models, and instead embracing immediate spending, riskier financial behavior, and lifestyle-first decisions, per FORTUNE

@ClassicBrowns *with 2025 starters FTFY

Shedeur Sanders fans melting down now that Watson is training with all the browns starting WRs. #browns #dawgpound

@bmarcello @CBSSports @JTalty @chris_hummer @mzenitz @CBSSportsCFB @CBSSportsCBB @ShehanJeyarajah @TomFornelli @RJ_cfb maaaaan those old whites hated seeing the YNs getting paid their share and said NOPE

BREAKING: President Trump's executive order on college sports is expected as early as this afternoon, sources tell @CBSSports. Key directives on player eligibility and movement: 5 years to play 5 seasons and one free undergraduate transfer. Story: cbssports.com/college-footba…

@snackolator fuck all this, McDs can eat shit forever

McDonald's is still testing new Glazed or Seasoned McCrispy Strips and these NEED to go nationwide! They've got six options that really unlock the potential of the McCrispy Strips- i really loved the seasoned ones. Which flavors would you try? It's a good sign they're still being tested...

@vettepassby35 Good ol US individualism bringing us all down

I’ve never had this mentality. Idc that I had to pay for my college, if the next generation got to go for free I would be the first in line to vote for it

Unmuted for a second and immediately regretted it.

@ESPNCleveland Trade the franchises best defensive player ever? probably not a great idea

An executive from another NFL team thinks the Browns are planning to trade Myles Garrett, per the Athletic. Do you think the Browns should consider moving the DPOY?

@ReznorokRoll @pootsobotka He's so far up their ass

@pootsobotka were they using your shirt as the rolling tray or something? how does that effect you at all?

An open letter to the person rolling a J on the train at 730 am on a Friday. Just know i fucking despise you. - kevin

@parhamovic14160 @land_browns We have one life to live and this is how you choose to live it?

@land_browns Not much a fan are you? I’ve been a fan since Red Right 88. Disappointment is a part of life. If you’re a Browns fan triple it. The secret is you suppress that sh!t & bury way down. Learn that, the rest of your life gets rather easy because nothing else is as disappointing.

If the Browns draft Ty Simpson I’ll quit them. My heart is barely in it anymore to begin with. They are the most incompetently ran organization in sports. It’s just life sucking

@DumbBrownsFann He'll move inside, no guarantee he can make the LT transition

I think the #Browns are really hoping Francisco Mauigoa is there at 6 #DawgPound

@shannonrwatts Ugh almost liked a hate tweet, do better weirdo

Hasan Piker says he'll vote for a third party candidate if the Democratic nominee is Gavin Newsom. Reminder that Piker is not a Democrat, but a millionaire who makes money by fomenting political discord. newsweek.com/hasan-piker-de…

@MorePerfectUS someones gotta gank that orange goof

Trump has proposed a $1.5 trillion defense budget — a 40% increase, the largest since WWII. In exchange for more war he wants to: -Cut the EPA budget by half -Cut $10.7 billion for housing -Cut $8.5 billion for K-12 programs -Cancel $15 billion for clean energy -Cut $2.5 billion for clean drinking water -Eliminate $1.6 billion for youth job training -Cut $3.5 billion from the Labor Department -Eliminate $395 million for senior employment -Eliminate $775 million in food assistance grants -Eliminate the National Endowment for Democracy -Cut $5 billion from the National Institutes of Health -Eliminate the Low Income Home Energy Assistance Program (LIHEAP) In all, cuts to domestic programs would account for a 10% reduction in discretionary spending.

@gothburz here's hoping LinkedIn has overseas operations that Iran can touch with a kiss

I am the Director of Professional Signal Intelligence at LinkedIn. Every time you log in, we search your computer. Not metaphorically. We run code that scans your installed software. Every browser extension. Every application. We catalog it. We transmit it to our servers. We share it with a third-party cybersecurity firm you've never heard of. The tracking pixel is zero pixels wide. We hid it off-screen. You never consented. We never asked. Our privacy policy doesn't mention it. That's networking. We call the program Project Handshake internally. The Slack channel is handshake-telem. In 2024 we scanned for 461 products. By February this year we scan for over 6,000. I don't know what all of them are. Nobody does. Someone on my team added categories for browser extensions that identify practicing Muslims. Someone added extensions for neurodivergent users. Someone added 509 job search tools. That last one is my favorite. We can tell which of our one billion users are secretly looking for new jobs. On the platform where their current boss checks their profile. That's networking. We scan for 200 products that compete with LinkedIn's sales tools. Apollo. Lusha. ZoomInfo. We know each user's real name, employer, and job title. We mapped exactly which companies use which competitor products. We extracted their customer lists from their users' browsers. Without anyone knowing. Then we sent legal threats to the users we caught. The EU told us to open our platform to third-party tools. We published two restricted APIs. They handle 0.07 calls per second. Our internal API, Voyager, handles 163,000 calls per second. In Microsoft's 249-page compliance report, the word "Voyager" appears zero times. That's networking. I presented our Software Disclosure Rate metrics at a leadership summit last quarter. The conference room is called The Fishbowl. Glass walls. Appropriate. There's a plaque on the wall. Q3 Competitive Landscape Award. I won it for the extension scanning initiative. Someone asked if users had a way to opt out. I said they can close their browser. The room laughed. I wasn't sure why. I browse LinkedIn on a Chromebook with no extensions. Most of the team does. The platform that helps you get hired searches your computer every time you visit. We know your name. We know your employer. We know your religion. Your disabilities. Your politics. Whether you're looking to leave. That's networking. The system works exactly as designed. I designed it.

nestle does not deserve those kitkats back, in fact we should be stealing more of their shit

on Xanax at subway asking them to make a 6 inch

@FinancialPhys They're mostly dumb

Why are US military personnel still obeying orders?

@kylegriffin1 She's been covering for him since she was FL AG

New reporting on MS NOW: Trump has told Pam Bondi she will soon be removed from her position.

@Chef_Appleby @thedawgspodcast no joke Green and Strand would be the only QBs I'd go for and none before 149

@thedawgspodcast …..

"I would actually take a chance on Ty Simpson at number six." Mary Kay Cabot said she would draft the Alabama QB sixth overall if she were making the pick. Simpson has gotten a lot of buzz recently with some analysts claiming he’s a better prospect than Fernando Mendoza. At any rate, if the Browns draft Simpson at 6, that would put a swift end to Shedeur Sanders in Cleveland.

@C_HANN_ING hwat

👀 #Browns

@thefurlinator its like he was trying to order BEER HERE

god this rocked man