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@DogInControl
A German Shepherd guarding his farm. The dog, the myth, the legend. My job has been more difficult with the uppity farm animals taking over Twitter. #animaltwt
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@AnnaM99878890 @mooseincrisis He's not beef. He's a moose. I believe that make him an Alaska Moose Cheddar Hot dog. @mooseincrisis, did I get that right?
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@DogInControl @mooseincrisis What's your beef with him? He's adorable 😍
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@Ambar_SIFF_MRA What's the difference between a tank and a wife?
Tank is cheaper to maintain.
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@mooseincrisis Look, I like you, but I don't invite strange moose into my house.
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これは、馬?それとも私の知らない草食動物かな?
moose@mooseincrisis
my extremely rare cousin the piebald moose spotted in norway.
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@trashincrisis @AnnaM99878890 Easily. I treed one once. I still check that tree everytime I'm outside for the rest of my life.
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@chickcrisis @trashincrisis I respect you not doing that bullshit relationship/cheating drama. So unfun. Ruins things.
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@AnnaM99878890 @treeincrisis What is even happening here today. Am I going to have to get my hedge clippers?
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@GooseChees @bloodiedfvngs Ooooh that's the spot. My belly is my weakness.
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Do they allow animals to tweet on Bluesky?
Andrea@AndreaTaz4ever2
To anyone on Bluesky do you really use that app? Is it just me or is it completely boring? I have stopped going on there and I tried several times and can’t get into it.
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@GooseChees @bloodiedfvngs That is great stick. 10/10, roots add extra flavor.
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Raccoons are adorable and carry rabies. You can have them as pets but once they grow up they turn wild again. My aunt raised 3 babies and all were set free because of the destruction to her house. Lol Have fun with this clever destructive creature.
Shaun 🏴🇺🇸@shaunvlog_
America what the HELL is this and can I keep it as a pet? 😍
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@treeincrisis @ATree_Official Show me the last time a tree was convicted of sex crimes.
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@DogInControl @ATree_Official Why is that weird for you? It's the way of the universe.
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@bloodiedfvngs @cinnamxchi If you girls meet, fall in love, get married, buy a HUGE farm..
Would you like a dog? I work for treats.
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