Dust Commander

@dogsmellsgood I think I can do this but I can’t maintain it very long.

Holy fucking shit. Finally found the name for it. Im going to cry Ive never been able to explain this to anyone they never know what im talking about

@libertyLense @CollinRugg Why do you think James Carville apologized after being contacted by Melanie’s attorneys? Think critically before you answer, dummy

@CollinRugg Is she willing to go under oath and testify? If not, please sit down

JUST IN: First Lady Melania Trump calls on Congress to act regarding Jeffrey Epstein. The comment came after the first lady ripped those, including Democrat strategist James Carville, for spreading "baseless lies" about her. "My attorneys and I have fought these unfounded and baseless lies with success and will continue to maintain my sound reputation without hesitation." "To date, several individuals and companies have been legally obligated to publicly apologize and retract their lies about me, such as Daily Beast, James Carville, and Harper Collins..." "Now is the time for Congress to act. Epstein was not alone..."

@ATRightMovies So he got high AF 20 minutes after his last scene

Steven Spielberg told Tom Sizemore he could keep his role as Sgt. Horvath in SAVING PRIVATE RYAN only if he passed a drug test every day of the shoot; if he failed once, Spielberg would reshoot all his scenes with another actor.

@golfdadgamer @Kalshi Hell the DNC won’t let him win the nomination. Zero chance he becomes President

@Kalshi If Newscum somehow manages his way to Presidency, we’re ruined.

BREAKING: 41% chance Democrats sweep the Presidency, House, and Senate — a recent high.

@BreitbartNews @rescuerules This guy is a blow hard douchebag asshole who needs to go on a diet

Congressional candidate George Conway says that if Democrats gain control of the Senate, they will be able to change the rules on impeachment trials to more easily flip "exhausted" Republicans and convict Trump, THEN go after JD Vance. "He may be impeached and removed, too"

@VanceRefrige @JebraFaushay He needs to shave it off. I don’t get it. He’s jacked but those wisps of hair on his balding scalp make him look awful and weak. Just shave it.

@JebraFaushay I'm so disturbed by this. His hair is horrifying. If only he'd kept is head up.

Everyone has been asking me for a video of Tiger Woods in the back of a police car, yawning and dealing with the hiccups. I’m happy to satisfy your request. Enjoy!

@JebraFaushay Tiger is built like a brick shithouse. But that hair is awful. He needs to bic those wisps of hair off.

@JohnBasham @POTUS lol. From the No Kings crowd, no less.

Full TDS Rage As James Carville Loses It, Starts Violently Threatening @POTUS Trump & Promises Democrats Will Go After Trump’s ‘Kids & Their Spouses’

@anymanfitness Shred

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@orange_peelbeef Was it barkin?

@barstoolsports Props for keeping the ball in front of him

A vasectomy on Opening Day!

@TheB_sKnees @barstoolsports I got drilled in little league just like that. I had a cup on. That shit still dropped me.

@barstoolsports Isnt that what the cup is for.

@emirsopranoo I’d watch that

@litteralyme0 @b4nkruptor @grok what movie is this meme from?

Just accidentally closed a tab I meant to read 2 years ago

@thefierypatriot @BNONews Savage. Love it

@BNONews At least he got to see Trump become President again.

BREAKING: Former Special Counsel Robert Mueller, who led probe into Russian election interference, has died - MSNOW

@MaryPop04850608 @NME Because he’s a dispshit who runs to every camera and every reporter and overshares.

@NME Why does he need to discuss his marriage publicly?

Dave Grohl “had to turn everything off” after public admission of infidelity: “I’ve been in therapy six days a week for 70 weeks” The Foo Fighters frontman said he "needed to stop and sit with myself and re-evaluate myself" nme.com/news/music/dav…

@DatPiff I’d be laughing my ass off if I was on that jury and they played that song on court.

Afroman makes police officer cry hearing the songs he made about her being played in court 😂

There are men who speak of what they will do and men who have already done it. The difference between them is not talent. It is not circumstance. It is the bar, loaded and waiting in the early dark. Go to the gym

@9mmsmg Recently watched Heat. It’s really not that good. Aside from the shoot out scene, it’s actually pretty absurd.

The top 10 best movies of all time, according to me. The order changes from time to time. 1. No Country for Old Men 2. Goodfellas 3. There Will Be Blood 4. The Departed 5. The Return of the King 6. Heat 7. Interstellar 8. Jaws 9. Hereditary 10. Melancholia (I don't care what you say)

@MatrixMysteries Good grief. They explain all of this to you at the closing. And oh by they way, you should have known that before you walked into the closing. It’s not complicated

An American buys an AVERAGE home for $784,000. After 4 years and $285,000 paid, ONLY $50k hits the principal. $230,000 is PURE interest. Over 30 years she’ll pay $1.6M for a $784k house. This isn’t homeownership — it’s legalized usury.