Em Swanson

Sophie Ellis-Bextor in 2001

@Nomads4Pritzker @blahdevivre I fear “a feast for Pazuzu” has now entered my vocabulary

Director: “well, I’d say that the final cut!” Disney Exec: “not so fast- first we have to run it by Pazuzu, the Demon that Eats Colors” Pazuzu, the Demon that Eats Colors: “Delicious reds and greens! A feast for Pazuzu!”

@Mr_Cleric69 @EverySongIveEve This one was good too: youtu.be/MpN1j8R5lZ8?si…

@Em___ @EverySongIveEve What the hell I thought gotye only had one song

About thirty years ago I heard a song on the radio that I’ve been searching for ever since. What I think I remember about it is the lyric: “do you have a receipt / that’s not my department.” Any and all suggestions welcome.

New guy: ( gets stuck in the tar) Me: (up to my neck in tar) welcome to the tar my man !

@fartwich My heart hurts for you. I’m so sorry

@fartwich Oh god I’m so sorry

(It’s me, I’m people)

Huge day yesterday for people who fell in love with Oasis and made it their whole personality approx. 3 months after the band’s final show here in 2005

@offbeatorbit This is so touching and beautiful. Thank you for sharing it with us 💜

Very reluctant to share personal stuff on here because nobody is capable of being normal, but it’s our third wedding anniversary today and I decided to watch Rob’s vows for the first time in a minute and made a little video using a portion of it. Miss him 💕

It’s like every day we get a new masterpiece

@tonyngyn @maximalworm Still loads on my phone for some reason

@maximalworm wait what was it? it's deleted

@justallroutine Oh god that’s awful! I hope you’re doing okay 💜

yesterday my hair got caught in machinery & pulled my head into it. deep cut thru my scalp but thankfully someone quickly stopped it and a true miracle nothing worse happened. they had to chop my hair to free me so 7 years of hair gone but who cares! grateful to still be alive 💖

@CLAUDIAPOSTING I’m so sorry these creeps ever made you doubt yourself

When I had to watch the full video w/ sound, to testify before a grand jury and secure an indictment, I was almost surprised to see myself doing all the things the internet had been insisting I hadn't done — while the ADA told me: "You acted so quickly. You did everything right."

Silence is not an option.

Triple feature: Fargo, Chicago, Doctor Zhivago

@CumslutJigaboo @CLAUDIAPOSTING You deserve to rot in hell 🥰

claudia derangement syndrome

@CLAUDIAPOSTING Endlessly sorry for the shitstorm you’re dealing with. Forever reporting these pricks and hoping for better from half the world away

Returning to this hellhole of a site each day just to see what @pants will post

@caitiedelaney I had a moment like this with Field of Dreams waiting for one hell of a baseball game that never came

just remembered the first time I watched The Bodyguard thinking my whole life that Costner for sure dies at the end saving Whit’s life and she sings I Will Always Love You in his memory and it turns out they just kinda decided they didn’t wanna date and went their separate ways

@fartwich I know that picada 👀 Definitely a fave dish of mine