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DRIVING CLASS: 10 and 2 REAL LIFE: 7 and french fries

Opening Night for America's Pastime. 🇺🇸 x #SFGiants

I once heard a woman use the word "mansplaining" incorrectly and there was literally nothing I could do.

@mattxiv @kferrDC This is your tweet. So looks like it's political theater for you

@kferrDC the point is it’s political theater for the american far right ahead of LA 2028

in the entire history of the olympics (more than 10,000 athletes each summer games and 3,000 each winter) since 1896, this would have applied to one (1) woman who did not place in anything

@madeofmistak3 "Have no fear, we've got stories for years" (My favorite was when Moe got a cell phone)

this chart will never cease to amaze me

Little boy: "If you score a goal can you do this dance?" Neymar: "I will do that one then, deal?"

@Variety @ingelramdecoucy I hate to trouble you but... sending up the Frog Signal

J.K. Rowling says HBO's #HarryPotter series "is going to be incredible" after the first trailer drops: "I’m so happy with it." Twenty minutes earlier, Rowling celebrated the Olympics' decision to ban transgender women from competing in women’s events by writing: “Today’s ruling by the IOC means a welcome return to fair sport for women and girls, but I’ll never forget the scandal of Paris 2024, when people who consider themselves supremely virtuous and progressive publicly cheered on men punching women.” Rowling was referring to the Olympics decision to allow Algeria’s Imane Khelif to compete in the women’s boxing competition at the Paris 2024 summer games, one year after Khelif was disqualified from the Women’s World Championships for failing a gender eligibility test due to elevated levels of testosterone in her system. Rowling denounced the Olympics at the time. Khelif was born female. variety.com/2026/tv/news/j…

@Okieguy10 @TheCensoredRock @SpecialOlympics @KamalaHarris He never said *terrestrial* radio, but nice job moving the goalposts

@TheCensoredRock @SpecialOlympics @KamalaHarris That was never played on terrestrial radio. Fucking liar.

The elites don’t want you to know this song exists and that it used to be played on the radio

Adventures in Marriage, Episode 391: "Is This a Tick or a Skin Tag?"

@edwest After a decade in the public sector I still find this one of the most replicable observations ever made.

@bookbeduion *pro women's rights movement

There's no separating the art from the artist when the artist is alive and using your hp money for the anti trans movement

definitely this one

Stephen Spencer turns his toddler’s stories into bangers!

@democracycoma1_ @brad_polumbo I would still like him to be gaunt, creepy, and at least a little unattractive. Basically this guy is too fit and good looking to be Snape lol

@brad_polumbo I do get this one. In what was a generally well cast film series, Alan Rickman was the most perfectly cast as Snape. It would be hard for any other pale white dude to not feel like an imitation. Race swapping brings something new. And JK Rowling has given him her blessing so.

Sorry, but this is weird!?! I normally don't care that much about race swapping characters but Snape is so characteristically that pale white dude

Recent but instant classic

The talking over each other's timing was masterful.

I’ve just seen a woman who works at a pizza shop start a TikTok by saying “As a woman in pizza”

Chappell Roan meeting her young fans, by Gustav Vigeland, early 20th century

Director: “well, I’d say that the final cut!” Disney Exec: “not so fast- first we have to run it by Pazuzu, the Demon that Eats Colors” Pazuzu, the Demon that Eats Colors: “Delicious reds and greens! A feast for Pazuzu!”