Englebert Hummerdink™️

🎶I have a band of men🎶 🎶and all they do is bonk Nazis 🎶 🎶they come from miles around🎶 🎶To roast dipshit MAGA dweebs🎶

KA$H: "I made my own FBI bourbon with my name on it! ... I bring my own alcohol to bars because sometimes they think I'm a kid with a fake ID—they say no adult would make this face 😳 in official photos."

The ballroom went from $200 million & privately funded, to $300 million, to $400 million and taxpayers cover some of it, to MAGA trying to silently jam through $1 BILLION, 100% of which is our tax money, for this ballroom. WASTE, FRAUD, AND ABUSE IN THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION.

@Real_RobN He lost. You’re in a cult.

Dick: President Trump didn’t lose the 2020 election; they toppled the U.S. government—along with democracy—on November 3, 2020. A ballot dump of 138,000 at 4:30 in the morning: when you stopped counting. “Every last one of them voted for Biden.. There was not a Trump vote in there.” But you already knew that.

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@AmberWoods100 He’s pumped many women and girls that didn’t want to be

Donald Trump has probably never pumped a gallon of gas in his life. People still underestimate how insulated the Epstein class really was. Private jets. Drivers. Assistants. Handlers. Layers of wealth so extreme they stopped interacting with ordinary life literally generations ago. That level of separation matters. Because eventually the rules stop feeling real to them too.

@RonFilipkowski Do these idiots know the difference between a swimming pool at a Florida shore house and a reflecting pool?

That looks ridiculous.

@jjauthor He doesn’t. You’re a moron.

Why does Barry Hussein Soetoro Obama have a Deceased Connecticut man’s Social Security number?

@BasedMikeLee A significant portion is because of Trump presidencies.

Much if not most of the national debt is likely due to fraud Most of the fraud occurs when the federal government veers off course from its limited, defined powers We need to fight fraud by restoring constitutional limitations on federal power

@LoganPaul @jakepaul Two fat twinks.

465 pounds and 12 feet 3 inches of pure American beef @jakepaul

Some Democrats and anti-MAGA Republicans think Marco Rubio would restore normalcy after Trump. Under no circumstance should any member of the Trump regime be allowed to stay in government, Marco is part of the regime, criminally aligned, and serves the same masters Trump does.

BREAKING PUBLIC HEALTH CRISIS🚨🕷️ Researchers have confirmed a rapidly spreading neurological virus known as Cultovirus americanus. Early symptoms include: Blind loyalty to Trump. Turning every conversation into a rant about “Hussein Obama”. Protecting Pedos. No longer a fan of free speech. Following Catturd; Gunther; and Chaya. Believing every court case is secretly a 5D chess operation. Claiming the 2020 election was stolen. Watching Fox News Newsmax; OAN. Saying “I voted for this”. Gratuitous use of “Libtard” or “Libturd”. Experts warn the condition becomes irreversible after exposure to 9 consecutive hours of cable news.

@KCPayTreeIt You mean dorks like you?

“I am not oppressed, and I am not a victim… racism in America would, by and large, be dead today if it were not for certain people and institutions keeping it on life support.” This guy don’t miss 🔊🔥

@catturd2 Fuck off you fat pet murderer

We warned them. But they wanted this.

@GuntherEagleman Like your law enforcement career

Trump posted a picture of the Iranian Navy. Sunk!

@ksorbs Biden didn’t start a war with Iran you inept sphincter

The next time the Dems scream that the price of gas is Trump's fault, show them this video of Joe Biden's Energy Sec. Jennifer Granholm saying, “The president does not control the price of gasoline.”

@DarkMelani48392 😂

@RepLuna Ha ha ha ha ha ha maybe at the kremlin, stripper.

I am completely honored that so many people are asking me, floated me, or have said that I would be a great Speaker of the House. Truly, it is wonderful and I am flattered to have that type of support and trust. However, I do not know where the rumor started that I was considering a run, as I have never spoken to any member about it or considered even running for Speaker. For now, I feel that I am right where I need to be. At any rate, I love and appreciate all of you and will continue to fight for all of you in DC. @SpeakerJohnson, hopefully your cortisol levels didn’t spike too high. 🤣🙏🏼

@GregoryKBovino Stand up when you’re talking dork.

I’m in Oklahoma right now and just saw this: nearly 10% of the HIV patients at OSU’s clinic are illegal aliens getting free treatment on the federal dime. Who’s paying for this? The same people shielding them from ICE feel great about it, but don’t lose any sleep spending our money on a net loss for the country. Maybe I should spread my wings and help a few of them self-deport.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ @BorderHawkNews @KatieZacharia

@DrClownPhD There isn’t one, Cletus

Liberals on their way to get the hantavirus vaccine.

@BoLoudon He can barely walk

79 is the new 39. President Trump is aging in reverse.