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@krassenstein Yes you do.

This post was to make a point. It worked. I don’t wish death on anyone.

@SenSchumer And the other agencies?

BREAKING: I’m bringing a motion to the floor to FULLY FUND TSA. Republicans Senators will be forced on the record: they can either vote to fund TSA for good or be fully responsible for its continued shutdown.

@redsteeze And the Activist wishing she wasn't on the clock.

It's not that they did this, it's that they did it so hilariously bad. This is almost an SNL skit.

@redsteeze Soon

CNN literally moved Jake to the basement.

@CynicalPublius My Uncle (RIP) served in the 82nd :)

82nd?

@harryjsisson He's not MAGA and no one cares what he says other than you.

Another MAGA commentator has completely turned on Donald Trump “I’m done with MAGA.” Trump’s term is falling apart.

@MrAndyNgo I swear that was Elijah Schaffer in the first picture.

A former police officer in London has been sentenced to 24 years in prison for child s—x crimes. After he was arrested, he identified as a woman and shaved his beard. humanevents.com/2026/03/20/tra…

@Acosta @SenAdamSchiff "It belongs to us" Yeah. We know.

“Here is the breaking news… the news is broken.” My message before a hearing held by @SenAdamSchiff in CA for stopping Trump’s march toward state-dominated media in America. The news doesn’t belong to the oligarchs. It belongs to us.

@mojojojo lol

@Fall_Weather @HQNewsNow No. He's making it up as he goes along.

Trump on Iran: "I may have a plan or I may not"

@PollTracker2024 Showing an ID is not "impossible to implement".

Utah News Dispatch: Utah lieutenant governor Deidre Henderson (R) says SAVE Act would “hurt Utah voters” as Senator Mike Lee (R-UT) leads its charge. Utah’s top election official says the bill would be “impossible to implement.” Gov. Spencer Cox says he supports bill’s “goals,” but has concerns. utahnewsdispatch.com/2026/03/19/uta…

@JesseKellyDC They think by stopping DHS from their funding, it will stop funding for ICE. ICE is already funded until 2029. They're hoping the low hanging fruit believe them.

Dear GOP: Democrats have created 3 hour wait times at the airport because they don’t want illegal aliens deported. There’s your messaging. Put it on repeat.

@krassenstein Why yes, we're super concerned what Canada thinks. If you're spending that much, that tells me you have a SUV/Truck.

TRUMP DID THIS. I heard 2 Canadians next to me complaining about how Trump is making Canada unaffordable. Trump is screwing the world.

@TheView @SaraEisen Thank goodness the Middle East experts have weighed in on foreign affairs.

GABBARD QUESTIONED ON IF IRAN POSED 'IMMINENT THREAT': 'The View' co-hosts and @SaraEisen weigh in on National Intelligence Director Tulsi Gabbard testifying before Senate and House committees about what intel Pres. Trump was given that lead him to attack Iran.

@JesseKellyDC Who will get your ice maker?

I want you all to know that in the event of my untimely death, you are welcome to use my words to push whatever you’re selling at the moment. You’re also welcome to blatantly lie about it. I don’t care. I’ll be dead. Consider this my parting gift to all of you.

Early voting is ongoing in Virginia’s redistricting referendum! Virginians have the opportunity to respond to the actions of other states and a President who says he’s “entitled” to more GOP seats in Congress. 🗳️ As a Virginia voter, I’m voting YES. Vote by April 21.

Hillary thinks women are too stupid to have their IDs updated.

@harryjsisson Then please tell the Dems to fund DHS.

America can’t even function properly under Donald Trump. It has been a complete and total disaster. The people are done with this shit.

@CollinRugg She was throwing heavy things at him while the child was right there. Inexcusable.

JUST IN: 'Bachelorette' star shares statement following the release of a video by TMZ, apparently showing her throwing metal bar stools at her ex-boyfriend. A spokesperson for Taylor Frankie Paul says the video "omits context," calling its release "desperate." "It’s sad to see the latest installment of his never-ending, desperate, attention-seeking, destructive campaign to harm Taylor without any regard for the consequences for their child," a spokesperson said to Variety. "Releasing an old video, which conveniently omits context, on their son’s birthday is a reprehensible attempt to distract from his own behavior." "Thankfully, the public has seen this act before and knows who he is, and sadly, many will recognize this pattern of manipulation, both in his actions on the show and from their own experiences."

@libsoftiktok That's the same walk women make when they have to pee really bad but they're trying not to look like it heading to the restroom.

This is the Lt Governor of Connecticut. I’m not kidding