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@stoolpresidente Dude…you’re putting off a Homeless/Castaway vibe Dave…

WE AINT GOING ANYWHERE!!!! GLORY GLORY TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR!

@navasjnr30 Can we have a serious conversation about him possibly being a cannibal? 🤣🤣

Suárez accidentally bit his teammate Jordi Alba thinking he was an opponent 😭😭 This bro is 40years old but has refused to change 😭😭

@elizascoming @CowboyPhilosph1 @GigglingGanon

@CowboyPhilosph1 @GigglingGanon My I Q is 124. How about you?

Group of girls getting arrested by the carload over behavior in restaurant. Playing stupid games winning stupid prizes. When a night out at Red Crab in Bowie, Maryland, took a volatile turn, it served as a sobering reminder of how quickly aggressive behavior can spiral into serious legal consequences. What began as a disturbance call—with reports of individuals harassing restaurant staff and issuing threats of physical violence—quickly escalated the moment law enforcement arrived on the scene. ​As seen in the body-worn camera footage, the situation moved from a verbal confrontation inside the restaurant to an active investigation in the parking lot. Police weren't just addressing the initial disorderly conduct; once they initiated contact, the interaction expanded into a deeper probe, demonstrating the "stacking" effect of criminal charges. ​The legal outcomes for the three individuals were distinct (The fourth individual was not charged), reflecting their specific actions and the evidence discovered during the search: ​Individual 1 (Brooks): Faced charges of CDS (Controlled Dangerous Substance) Possession—Not Cannabis, along with CDS Possession of Paraphernalia. ​Individual 2 (Yaras): Encountered a more complex set of charges, including Driving While Impaired (DWI), Reckless Driving, Negligent Driving, and CDS Possession—Not Cannabis. ​Individual 3 (Carr): Was charged with Obstructing and Hindering, Failure to Obey a Reasonable and Lawful Order, and Disorderly Conduct. ​This incident highlights a critical reality: police intervention is not limited to the primary reason for the call. Once officers arrive, they are mandated to address any infractions uncovered during the encounter. What starts as a dispute over "entitled" behavior can, in a matter of minutes, lead to a criminal record. This case is a clear example of how resistance and refusal to comply with lawful orders only serves to exponentially increase one's legal exposure.

Waterville Maine City Councilors Tell Chief of Police Protecting Illegal Immigrants MORE Important Than Your Officer Safety! -This is one of the most INSANE city council meetings we've ever watched. -Chief William Bonney explains at length the federal funds Susan Collins(R) secured for them is critical as their communication equipment is not working - he cites countless examples of officers being in dangerous situations. -Councilors admit that the new ordinance is likely to classify them as "Sanctuary City" which per executive order strips them from federal funds. -Multiple councilors look the chief in the eyes and say they do not care - that protecting illegal immigrants is more important. *We know why they are protecting foreigners - a disgruntled Democrat in the city leaked the Waterville voter role data. Shareable Youtube Link: youtu.be/dNNCiOuNAPQ

@TheAntimonious @NFT_Beto_101 @realannapaulina @IvankaTrump Well then I guess we’ll see you there

@NFT_Beto_101 @realannapaulina @IvankaTrump You're a fuckin demon You're going to the deepest pits hell

We’ve just learned of the horrifying plot to assassinate @IvankaTrump — a devoted wife, daughter, mother, & someone with no personal quarrel with the Iranian regime. She was targeted to bring pain to her father & to her husband. There is nothing more sick and demented than that…

@RepCohen Maybe you should try to let a Black woman govern your district. You’ve only been gatekeeping that spot for how many years now?

I introduced six Articles of Impeachment against Chief Justice John Roberts for compromising the credibility of the Supreme Court. See my release below. cohen.house.gov/media-center/p…

@penelop06848466 @brigo99 @kamilarmc I am a coach & parent. You know we have kids who want to be coached hard? They don’t want it to be sugar-coated. They use that as drive. They want to improve. Parents coddle their kids too much…try to make them feel they are “perfect & infallible”. Plus she is a 23 y/o adult

@brigo99 @kamilarmc I have experience, parent/coaches can be very toxic to the point of destroying their child & athlete at the same time The sacrifice needs to be from the parent hiring, by the best coaching team (if their kid has talent) & then focusing on parenting

I am shocked on how and what Leylah father talks to her, It is insane. In the middle of the match between sets he says to her: "this girl you are playing, is a top 10 player, super solid, made quarterfinal of a Slam, something you never did." Seriously, what is this?!

@Heidi__Matthews @GazaFFlotilla @CanadaBoatGaza @gbsumudflotilla

Flotilla participants are arriving at Istanbul airport. This is what Israel military and prison personnel did to them.

She’s gone, too.

@ToneDigz No way…that’s his show. This blows if this is true.

Wtf. Just cancel the show then

@ConanOBrien Don’t lie Conan…he’s a douche canoe and you know it. Funny once…not anymore

Here's to Stephen Colbert, a man of great integrity and wit. Onward, friend, to bigger and better things.

@Cristiano @AlNassrFC @AlNassrFC_EN Fuckin dork

It means so much to us 🏆 YALLA NASSR! 🟡🔵

@LeVeonBell But wanting to get pissed on “isn’t disgusting”? She’s a washed up wench who is no longer relevant.

I liked Chelsea Handler before, but now I love her 🫡

@Variety And choosing to pissed on isn’t disgusting Chelsea?

Chelsea Handler went after Shane Gillis and Tony Hinchcliffe for their "Roast of Kevin Hart" jokes, calling the comedians “racist” and “sexist": “There was so much disgustingness. I knew it was going to be such a gross vibe that I would be able to elevate it, no problem. … Kevin didn’t deserve that. He deserved an elevated roast.” variety.com/2026/tv/news/c…

@_DankSolo @KillaKreww She would be on the bottom rung of the comedian hierarchy…no one gives a shit what she says or feels. She go back into the water & enjoy her fetish of getting pissed on.

@KillaKreww Comedians trying to cancel other comedians is wild work.

Chelsea Handler goes OFF on Tony Hinchcliffe & Shane Gillis for making “racist” jokes at the Kevin Hart Roast and claims White people should NOT be joking about Black people in that kind of way since its equivalent to joking about r-pe 😳 “I knew enough about Tony & Shane… They’re racists, they’re bigots, they’re sexist… I don’t find those jokes funny. L-nching Black people is not a joke. It’s worse than r-pe… Them making fun of Sherryl Underwood’s dead husband who comitted s—cide is gross… I wasn’t fine with that. There was so much disgustingness, I knew it was gonna be a gross vibe.”

@Tyler2ONeil Well she is just trying to be performative because she won’t have a job

You can't see from this video, but Jasmine Crockett was starting directly at me for most of her tirade. She clearly took offense when I stated the truth that the Proud Boys (led by an Afro-Cuban) aren't white supremacist. I wasn't defending them, just stating facts. She responded by launching into a tirade about white supremacy, Jim Crow, and history. She suggested that @tperkins @carolmswain and I support slavery and that the GOP was responsible for racist mass sh*oters. I just had to keep quiet as she shouted at us. As a witness, I'm not allowed to interrupt. It made me feel like I was Jasmine Crockett's therapist.

@marcel_aromeh Fuckin grammar. Jesus. 🤦🏻‍♂️

"I do what I have to do..." during INTENSE cross-examination, defendant

@chicityblue @KassyAkiva Eat a dick you dumbfuck

@KassyAkiva Trump is a criminal and pig - fuck him and these co-conspirators

Another Congressman trying to corner Admiral Brad Cooper. Seems they have a new strategy to go after America's non-political military leaders in order to attack President Trump.

@CensoredLeak I don’t like it personally but are you jealous dude can drop more on a vehicle than you? 😜

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@Timcast I totally believe a swamp donkey who applies make up while exposing a massive conspiracy since she was declined her gold digger card…sign me up

Ashley St. Clair says Elon told her he used his satellites to influence the 2024 election. I didn't think Biden used Satellites and I dont think Trump did with Elons help. However I can say that at Mar-a-lago they knew Trump won before anyone But that's not really remarkable