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@PolitiBunny @AzPetrich

@AzPetrich At least one moron has to post this every Easter. This year that would be you. And it’s still irrelevant, boring rage bait. Yawn.

Just a reminder for Christian's celebrating Easter this week. Jesus looked like the guy in the first picture - not the second.

@AofahKoff @FemoidFairy @ForestMommy Swallow more cock with your ass.

@FemoidFairy @ForestMommy Well, we know the death and destruction they cause. We get American news reels here too you know.

The lowest IQ on the planet.

@AngryCops Because she couldn't eat you.

Why was I blocked?!

@VodkaPundit Just a simple $10 investment could have made things so much better in space...

I bet on Artemis 3 they bring a box of matches.

@KiKi1185 @SouthernKeeks I couldn't imaging even engaging with an idiot wearing an Obama shirt in an unironic manner...

@SouthernKeeks Omg people are so rude! I can’t imagine asking someone wearing an Obama shirt (or any political) shirt if that was real🤣

Wearing my Reagan/Bush ‘84 shirt today. A woman stopped me, visibly annoyed: “Excuse me! Is that a real shirt??” I smiled and exclaimed, “Yes!” And kept walking. 😂😎

@4nt1p4tt3rn Can we put @RealSheriffJoe in charge of all ICE detention facilities?

How horrible for them! We should send them back to their countries of origin immediately so they don't continue to suffer in that awful facility!

@MrLeadslinger The Japanese have apparently never seen a police chase where the suspect is driving a scissor-lift down the highway with a 24-pack of beer and refusing to stop...

I’m not sure the Japanese are ready to learn about the full extent of Florida man’s powers.

@SaltyGoat17 Just get "confused" thinking it's a street takeover and start doing donuts while shooting off fireworks...

If you surround a car, then stand in front of it to block it like this genius did… You need to understand that driver does NOT know your intentions so whatever happens to you is ON YOU!!!

@Iwatekko6969 Trust me, we'll smoke/BBQ tater tots. If it fits in a BBQ, it'l get BBQ'd at least once.

⋯⋯ん？ 今日一日、アメリカの善き人々たちご自慢のBBQツイートを見ていて気がついたことがある。 アメリカ人、BBQでは豚肉食わないんか？　ほとんど牛肉なのでは。 アメリカでは豚肉はBBQに使わないの？

@DonutOperator I guess it beats her eating you for lunch

The blue whale has blocked me for calling her out.

@JonnyMicro I've never been a fan of pre-chewed chicken squirted into a shape and fried. It's like the chicken version of Salisbury steak. Only battered and fried.

An establishment like Cane’s that only serves tenders and no wings, breasts, etc, I would NEVER refer to as a fried chicken chain.

@kimmie_c_ Well, I mean, you DO have great boobs!

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@GR_businessman It was either a selective Rapture or the illegal driving it hauled ass.

BREAKING: A tanker truck has exploded in Grand Rapids on US‑131 near I‑196. ALL lanes NB & SB are closed with extended shutdowns expected. The truck cab was found empty.

@Rightanglenews It would be a shame if it had an electrical fire...

BREAKING - A Portland bar, Wonder Ballroom, has decided it no longer wants Trump supporters as customers after a man was kicked out for being a Trump supporter and physically assaulted.

@TheAtlantic @RadioFreeTom A person with a Bluesky account actually has the balls to call another human "depraved"? ROFL! Well, I guess @radioFreeTom would know depravity...

“Christian thinkers have always insisted that princes and generals approach war with a sense of grave responsibility. Hegseth, however, sees war as just another opportunity to display depravity as if it were a martial virtue,” @RadioFreeTom argues. theatlantic.com/newsletters/20…

Border Blasters were radio stations operating on the US-Mexican border, XERF would have been heard as far as Canada on a clear night from it’s too-powerful-to-be-legal 250,000 watt broadcasting station on the Mexican border. 🇲🇽

@Flaxenmind @disclosetv Post disregarded.

@disclosetv Fascinating how wars are named after the country attacked: Vietnam War, Iraq War, Afghanistan War, Iran War... That's because if they were named after the aggressor, it would be too confusing, since 80% of disputes would be called the US war.

JUST IN - A second U.S. plane, an A-10 Warthog, was downed by Iran today near the Strait of Hormuz — NYT

@TB1Kinobe The kids who could properly manipulate the V-hold and H-old knobs were highly respected...

@CodeThreeNews Hopefully, we'll get a news helo over it...

🚨LAPD is in #Pursuit WB 8th St from Hope

I swear to god, if NASA doesn't do this in 9 days, I'm going to be upset. Visit Xring3.com