Flibber Nodgets

@Sargon_of_Akkad The biggest giveaway was the fact that she didn't call him anything worse than "brown boy".

No kidding, she didn't sit him down and inflict blowjobs on him while he cried helplessly?

@BlabberingC I thought you meant like the printer people.

The way I WHEEZED laughing on the treadmill. The official HP account follows me on Instagram. Place your bets on how long that will last when they find out im not a shill. 😂😂😂 Still, it is a lovely thing to see!!

@KirscheVerstahl "John Doe" = Chirayu Rana. Why should they throw her name around willy nilly and not his, if she's the innocent one?

lmaoooooooo called it from a mile away

@CountDankulaTV Not very lolbertarian of you Dank

People really out here complaining about the cops kicking that guys head and I'm sitting here wishing they jumped on his head.

If you take $70,000 from the paycheck of a hard worker and give $10,000 to 7 lazy people, you lose one vote but gain 7. That’s how the west works now.

@KernelDrops @DailyMail Their stock went up because of this.

@DailyMail I tried applying for a job to no avail

Glamorous JP Morgan exec accused of turning married male broker into her office sex slave: Viagra spiking and litany of obscene forced acts that made him cry trib.al/BiXXCM0

@SandyofCthulhu I tried talking to someone who liked the show trying to figure out where the appeal was, and he said "you must have watched it wrong."

@SandyofCthulhu This is what I run into any time I try to watch anime. Twitter tricked me into watching the racist elf show and I got so bored I quit halfway through the fourth episode.

A friend suggested The Wheel of Time, by Robert Jordan. I read a little bit, then whined to him, "I read 100 pages and nothing happened." He said, "Give it another 200 pages." Anyway I never read another word. Maybe it was awesome. But I don't want to earn the right to enjoy a book. this rule particularly applies to games. An early game might have a restricted field of choice, but those choices need to exist. If you turn on Age of Empires, you start with a town center, three villagers, and some resources. What should you do? Find sheep? Hunt deer? Lure boars? find berries? Build a house? You have many choices. At the start of my board game Cthulhu Wars you have 6 cultists and a gate. Almost everyone starts the game by moving a cultist and building a gate. But where do you move that cultist? What's your third move? Summon a monster? Move a second cultist? Go after a spellbook? Games are about interesting decisions that matter.

@StutteringCraig That's a fun style

In 1990, my entire family did a little Q&A. One of the questions was about unfulfilled dreams My dad’s answer: “I hope to someday have national recognition of my artistic ability.” He’s closing in on 80 and I want to help make that happen His work is incredible. The kind of talent that deserves to be seen far beyond just family and friends. So I’m asking for a small favor: take a look at his art, and if it resonates with you, share it Help me give him the recognition he’s deserved for decades

@Breaking911 Couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.

NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani declares a “budget crisis,” seeks a state bailout, and delays the deadline for finalizing the city budget by at least 10 days.

@Awk20000 *Western countries.

@Awk20000 The US is one of the only countries where holocaust denial isn't illegal. It's strange to me they would have to codify that into law, especially when lying about their own countries' history isn't illegal. But don't worry, we won't be special for long.

The US House to consider resolution condemning Hasan Piker & Candace Owens for “antisemitism” The resolution was introduced by House Representatives Josh Gottheimer (D) and Mike Lawler (R)

@DelusionPosting St Clair is Elon's most recent incubator, is she not? The one that is fighting him for custody and threatened to trans his kid?

@hemingquay @greg_price11 x.com/i/status/20376… As long as organizations like BRIDGE exist to help companies get around legislation, it will never be gone. And this is just one of the ones confident enough to operate fairly openly.

Jeffries: "We're now at a point where affirmative action is gone, diversity is gone, equity gone, inclusion gone..."

@reddit_lies What do they think the dems are giving republicans? What concessions have they ever made? The way it looks to me is that reps sometimes force them to do their insane schemes slower than they'd like.

Dems tried to remove Trump from the ballot in Colorado and they still act like this:

@IForgotMyName65 @NE_Gropper @TrueSlazac Most of the world is.

@NE_Gropper @TrueSlazac Only if you're a sociopath. Or 12.

@punishedhenryjr @dissidentwest Being the boogeyman to the boogeymen sounds pretty nice, actually.

@dissidentwest That's actually the real story and ending from the book. Bc he is the last human and everyone else are vampires, he's the one that comes to kill them in their sleep.

Libs are doing the thing where they side with the murder bugs again.

@shadydoorags This is also why people keep getting tricked into trying communism.

"If you push the red button, you live. If you push the blue button, you might die if not enough people push the blue button." How many people would push the blue button if the scenario was worded this way? Diction is everything.

@ArmedJ0y I used this as my ATF e-girl's character portrait in a game of Delta Green (think Call of Cthulhu meets X-Files) a while ago, that was a fun character. I entrapped a pedo to use as a human sacrifice to stop the world ending.

How many boomers are Googling "ATF 34 Rules" and getting flashbanged right now?

@justalexoki One thing I haven't seen in the replies yet is how it was a demonstration of His power to destroy. His apostles witnessed Him cause it to wither, so when the Romans came to arrest Him later they would be under no illusions that He couldn't destroy them if He wanted to.

did Jesus just lowkey crash out or what happened here