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Ducks, Memes, Liberty. Duck your politics
Swimming in your mom's pond Se unió Ekim 2020
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I bet there was no consequences for the police
WTF Facts@mrwtffacts
In 2014, 23-year-old Ashley Gabrielle Huff was pulled over in Georgia. Police found a spoon with red residue and a field drug test said it was methamphetamine. Ashley swore it was just leftover Spaghettio sauce from lunch. Unable to pay bail, she spent a full month in jail, lost her job at Waffle House and missed her child’s birthday. A month later, the state crime lab finally tested it properly and confirmed it was nothing but tomato sauce.
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@more_meat_loaf I've never heard anyone sound concerned about not having roaches before
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@FreeDuck It's crazy, I feel like they used to be everywhere but now they are def less prevalent, I'm still scared tho
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"f**k you're so tight"
I grunt just before hearing a loud crack and my wrench starts turning extremely easy
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@RealUnsweetDee @JonnyMicro Last November we were down there my teen daughter was really wanting to try it because she heard so much about it
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@JonnyMicro They’re lying about California. I lived there over 35 years and never even heard of or saw a Cane’s. There’s no way something that barely exists is the most popular. I’m pretty sure they didn’t exist there before 2020…Cane’s probably made this meme…
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An establishment like Cane’s that only serves tenders and no wings, breasts, etc, I would NEVER refer to as a fried chicken chain.
Terrible Maps@TerribleMaps
America’s most popular fried chicken chain by state
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The worst part was the journey don't stop believing
💥LoLo💥@ZOrtiz99
I almost had a heart attack watching this.
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@LizzyStarrrdust Don't kink shame the dog.
I started working with dogs recently and I've come to learn they're really big into autoerotic asphyxiation.
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@more_meat_loaf Thankfully I don't really have roaches here, I've seen some in other places though
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@FreeDuck I can't tell if your trolling me, but MF there is nothing more terrifying than when the roach speads its wings and says "here I come bitch"
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@TrashDiscourse @mitchellvii I hope they have got that sorted, it's giving Toyota a bad reputation. My 5.7 gets crap mileage but I don't have to worry about the reliability even if the power numbers aren't as good
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When I bought this BMW I knew the day would come where I'd get hit with a big repair bill.
It finally happened and I dropped almost 3,500 bucks.
I mean that's the price you pay if you want to drive these cars but it still sucks.
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Yet it's the French churches that are burning down
Jeremy Wayne Tate@JeremyTate41
For centuries, Florence has lit up Easter morning with literal fire
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Watch Oregon will now make potato guns illegal
MERICA MEMED@Mericamemed
Wait, hold up, you 3D printed rifling for a potato gun?!?
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@FreeDuck The ATF just doesnt enforce it unless you are doing certain things
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A fictional family has two dogs. They never pee in the house. The wife wants to get a Chihuahua. They live in the mountains, not the city. The husband says "no, Chihuahuas are for city women. They are dumb and awful and piss everywhere. Please do not get a Chihuahua."
So she gets the Chihuahua and the Chihuahua, because they are dumb and horrible creatures, starts peeing in the house. So the other dogs start peeing in the spots where the Chihuahua has peed. Not all the time, but once in a while.
Who is responsible for the dog pee in the house?
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