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@312fietser Ya don't get sexy calves from driving

What's everyone's elevator pitch on why bikes > cars? I typically default to pure efficiency of space, cost, energy. If we were designing a system for efficiency, cars wouldn't have a place.

@Mhera_ @MFiremoon @DoctorFishbones No, AOC has never been more than lip service lol

@GoodhauerU @MFiremoon @DoctorFishbones But rt’ing Liz Cheney changes everything?

AOC has gone from calling for Medicare For All to retweeting Liz Cheney

@MFiremoon @DoctorFishbones Oh hey, look! A distinction that changes absolutely nothing

@DoctorFishbones That looks like the AP reporting on what Cheney said, not her directly.

@AntiCyclingFB Ah yes, equestrians, the height of style 😂🤣

"I hate how they lump pedestrians and horse riders in with cyclists. How insulting to them to be associated with the Lycra louts."

@DavidZipper @USDOT @SecretaryPete When you care about the environment, but the courts only let you see your kids on the weekend EV Hummer

Hey ⁦⁦@USDOT⁩, why are you featuring a 9,000-lb Hummer EV outside your DC headquarters today? Hasn't ⁦@SecretaryPete⁩ called America's surging traffic deaths a "national crisis?"

@TheJunkieSage @Xpropriation @realPhoenixFire Voting is absolutely supporting.

@Xpropriation @GoodhauerU @realPhoenixFire Voting isn't really supporting. That's just voting. Promoting, working for, donating, consulting, etc. As well as discouraging non-Democratic political advocacy online, on school campus, etc.

@_evelynrae Assholes like the guy in blue... every goddamn time lol "No don't hurt him, he was just trying to stab a woman!" Don't be like the fucker in blue

Is there Stick'n'Poke Tattoo Twitter? Can someone direct me to it?

@SelbJim @kljutah @Kimmylynn74 All fossils are transitional fossils rofl

@kljutah @Kimmylynn74 Macro Evolution is a fairytale. Over a billion fossils found and yet not one uncontested transitional fossil! Literally nothing.

Why would MLB take the time to make minorities look bad when Angel Hernandez does it professionally?

Oh, you're an economist? I too like to pull shit out of my ass and parade around like I've done something spectacular

@AdorableDashie @AvlBlade If you ask dumb questions you get dumb answers lol I don't know if Rainbow Dash ever teaches what the word 'associate' means, but you should look it up either way, sweetheart

@VollinDornus @realPhoenixFire The same reason I hate both cops from the "Good Cop, Bad Cop" routine. They work together

@realPhoenixFire Asking a quick question to centrists out there. What sways your opinion on which party to back? I see a lot of people say Dems and Reps are both bad/evil/greedy whatever and I agree, but it feels like a lot of people hate them equally. And I'd like to hear why 👉👉

@TheJunkieSage @realPhoenixFire Leftists who support the DNC aren't actually leftists. They're edgy democrats

@realPhoenixFire The more and more "leftists" say to support the DNC, the farther away from our goals we get. We need to stop using Lesser Evilism as the excuse to avoid creating new platforms. Vote or dont, in the meantime work outside of the political system to create a potential base.

@realPhoenixFire You should be mainly worried about the fact that they work hand in hand

@CoachTJMcKay @VernonHalton @JoshRainerGold I do not live in a food desert, admittedly. Do they not carry bags of dry rice and beans there?

@VernonHalton @JoshRainerGold This looks like a corner store purchase. I see it weekly and cringe every time. They could live in a food desert, system is working exactly as intended.

This isn’t even food

@Bitcoinity @JoshRainerGold Gotta at least give her the Philly Cream Cheese and the baked beans hiding behind the dumdums 😂🤣😂🤣

@Troy_Tim @JoshRainerGold That's all food... like all of it. No Dumdums to be found lol

@JoshRainerGold Same energy.

@Texaggie79 @cbed32 @JoshRainerGold @aspiringpeasant And that's why they're poor and fat

@cbed32 @JoshRainerGold @aspiringpeasant Problem is you can't just walk up to the pantry and grab a potato or handful of rice and eat it. A lot of people don't want to spend time preparing food and they go for the best tasting quick fix.