Dick Kickington

@forallcurious I just can't be bothered by chimp-on-chimp violence.

@otokyo__ youtu.be/hvDBWw2C3Hg?si…

@otokyo__ Yoko Kanno youtu.be/GZl7N8sXyEo?si…

Name a famous person from Japan. Can you?

@forallcurious Her too

@forallcurious Don't open that door. We already know what's on the other side.

🚨: Astronomers are pretty sure they have found a portal to 'fifth dimension'

@CuriosityonX "It's free real estate*

What would be the scariest message humanity could receive from outer space?

@klara_sjo Which brings this little gem to mind; youtu.be/6WJUdeuoZ9E?fe…

Why does a chicken burrito have an ingredient list so long it would take an hour to read?

@TheLegalMindset What a long strange trip it has been. Sadly, I know what will happen once he touches US soil. JS2 - electric boogaloo

Covering the Johnny Somali trial from first hearing to sentencing has been an educational and wild experience, big thanks to all the members of the Somali Conviction Team who came through to get jail time to happen. While I’m happy we proved Johnny Somali wrong when he said “I promise you I won’t get one day in jail” - we all feel that 6 months with labor, 20 days additional detention, is too light. At least 2 years, if not the prosecutors recommendation of 3 would be more appropriate. Let’s hope the prosecutor appeals

The voters of San Diego County set term limits for the Board of Supervisors. Two terms. Eight years. The people decided. Now the Board Chair wants to change that. She’s pushing a charter amendment to extend Supervisor term limits to three terms. Twelve years. And she wants to put it on the November ballot wrapped in language about “transparency” and “accountability” so it sounds like good government reform. Let me translate. The Board majority is voting to give themselves more time in office. That’s it. Everything else in this proposal, the independent budget analyst, the ethics commission, the program auditor, is window dressing designed to make you feel good about letting them stay in power longer. The voters spoke on term limits. The Board majority doesn’t like the answer. So they’re trying to change the question.

@DschlopesIsBack At least it isn't Hillary.

What’s the first thing that comes to mind?

@libsoftiktok @IUBloomington Maybe he just carries around his personal "Panties of Guangzhou" collection everywhere and the e-coli is just endemic.

Youhuang Xiang, a Chinese national and former researcher at @IUBloomington, has pleaded GUILTY to smuggling biological materials, such as E. coli, into the country by disguising them as women's underwear shipments. DEPORT

@tanpukunokami It's one of the world's finest late night drunk foods.

In Japan, there’s a dish called “okonomiyaki.” It literally means “grill whatever you like.” Mix batter, cabbage, pork, seafood — cook it on a hot griddle yourself. Top it with sweet savory sauce, mayo, and bonito flakes that dance in the heat like they’re alive. Toppings are endless — cheese, mochi, kimchi, squid, shrimp, even a fried egg on top. Would you try this? 🇯🇵

@Dexerto There should be a dedicated sales portal for whatever this asshole produces. With proceeds split between government and the individuals he harmed. Make him handcraft his own "I Hate Johnny Somali" merch.

Johnny Somali has been found guilty of all charges in South Korea and has been sentenced to prison with labor

@ChevyJas @uscfan981 @RachieRach429 Damn right!

@uscfan981 @RachieRach429 Best Mexican food in the US is in San Diego county

Say something nice about California.

@Musicmedic5150 @ronsterd89 At least you don't got five kids to feed!

@GrumpyOldMarin2 @ronsterd89 I am always late to the posting the right meme party.

What does my hand say about me

@itsrosesm Vanta

I want a different name for a black cat, not Midnight, Shadow, Luna, Jinx, or Salem🤔

@BudLightSadness youtu.be/HTsw5lqzBbk?si… More often than not

Yes, dudes have theme music in their head.

@Rainmaker1973 Pettiest cash

A Maine resident who was frustrated with a fine, paid it off with $20,000 worth of pennies. Now, the town is looking into possibly issuing Kirk Sherman a handling fee, citing the work placed on town clerks to count the change.

That may be one of the goofiest looking planes I’ve ever seen.