Hank Bender

@GuardsBall247 @CleGuardians Shut up fag

@HankPlugBender @CleGuardians Bot or retarded?

Bad News Braves. #GuardsBall | #GuardiWins

@merrrychrysler @OldRowSports Dont get mad at me because your parents are divorced

@HankPlugBender @OldRowSports didn’t watch it jackass

WHATS UP CUZZO Pat McAfee and Bert Kreischer make a surprise appearance at Augusta National and join Jason Kelce for the first ever Masters pond jump!!

@merrrychrysler @OldRowSports Imagine thinking anyone was referring to the clearly AI generated picture. Go back to jerking it to Jason Kelce masters coverage in your mom’s basement and leave the tweeting to the adults

@HankPlugBender @OldRowSports it’s ai retard

@PatMcAfeeShow @JasonKelce How drunk was he during this?

"I might potentially find myself with a stick in my hand.. If the opportunity comes I'm gonna take it" @JasonKelce #PMSLive

@OfficialTourPro Fat, loud, and drunk. No thanks.

@SportsCenter #shrink

Jason Kelce is rocking a full caddie outfit for the Par 3 Contest 😅

Brayan Rocchio plays hero. 🦸 #GuardsBall | #GuardiWins

@SleeperMLB Foul ball

Steven Kwan homers for the first time this season!

@JRamEnjoyerr Foul ball

POWER HITTER STEVEN KWAN SIGHTING

@wOBAWanKenobi Foul ball

Guardians CF Steven Kwan goes for his 1st HR of the season off of KC P Michael Wacha in the 3rd inning to give the Guards an early lead 100.8 mph EV 🚀 381 FT📏 29 LA 📐 A HR in 3/30 MLB Ballparks 🏟️ #GuardsBall x.com/MLB/status/204…

@CleGuardPro @skwanzaa @CleGuardians Foul ball

Cleveland #Guardians OF Steven Kwan blasts a 381 foot solo shot down the right field line 100.8 mph off the bat in the 3rd inning vs the Royals for his 1st HR of the season. #GuardsBall

@CleGuardians *CJ Gayfus

The CJ Kayfus Game. #GuardsBall

@TaylorMadeGolf supports DUIs, classy

@Daniel_Rapaport Fag

Tiger arrested behind the wheel. Again.

@CleGuardPro Hi Mr. Prospective I sent prayers last night, so tonight I will be unwilling to do so. Regards, Hank Plugbender

Unfortunately no coverage for Columbus Clippers Opening Night and Guardians again tonight. Haven't been this sick in along time could use prayers if willing. Thanks

@CleGuardPro Sending prayers to you during this time of need 🙏

Just an early heads up. I will not be providing any coverage of the #Guardians Opening Night game vs the Mariners. I am extremely under the weather and will not be staying up. Go Guards!

@USPS has lost track of my package and is unable to provide any updates on the packages whereabouts, yet continues to assure me it will arrive. An absolutely awful experience @USPSHelp

@PicksChronic @POKESTREETZ @Pokemon So if 2 grown men get into a road rage incident, we blame the auto manufacturers? You’re calling for IDs and security guards for pieces of cartoon cardboard. Maybe, just MAYBE, the 2 guys fighting are white trash and blaming Pokémon is irrelevant.

@HankPlugBender @POKESTREETZ @Pokemon Do you even follow @POKESTREETZ ? This shit happens constantly. You acting like this is a one-time thing is what’s really fucking retarded.

SCAVENGER SCALPERS #FORCECHOKE #POKESTREETZ