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Ryan Gosling says Harrison Ford stapled His hat to his head.

The way he introduced the names of their kids 😭😂

チーズフォンデュに襲われる韓国人の動画が4年半以上前という衝撃の事実

Final Jeopardy time. No Googling… just instincts. What’s your answer?

How to summon Macaulay Culkin

John Cena tries Beans on Toast Jolly via YouTube

@SandyofCthulhu SAme!

A pet historical peeve of mine is when archers are ordered to "fire" before they shoot. Before gunpowder, that term made no sense. You would have ordered archers to "loose" or possibly "shoot". Also usually a group of archers didn't fire in a synchronized attack all together. Volley fire was developed for gunpowder infantry, to maximize the noise and make sure the enemy was close enough and grouped enough for that first shot to count. There were times when you wanted your archers to shoot all together, but you wouldn't have each shot be an organized volley. If you did it at all it would just be the first (or the last) shot. Anyway bowmen don't "fire".

@girlmeetsNG Even if we are idiots we aim to please... 🙃

アメリカで航空ショーを見に行ったら、なぜかジェットエンジンを取り付けたスクールバスが登場して意味が分からなかったけど、とにかくアメリカ人ってバカだけど天才だなと思った😂（最高時速590Km、ブレーキでは停止できないのでパラシュートを使用）

Colossus: The Forbin Project (1970) Director Joseph Sargent watched the film for the first time in 30 years for this commentary. The opening shots contain several beautiful matte paintings created by the legendary Albert Whitlock.

@Jojoofafrica01 @RupertLowe10 Don't care do it anyway.

@RupertLowe10 Deporting millions and scrapping asylum entirely isn’t just unrealistic, it’s unlawful under international agreements the UK is bound by. Serious issues like immigration need solutions, not rhetoric that risks dividing people and oversimplifying complex problems.

There continues to be an immense amount of fake news circulating around Restore Britain’s principles of immigration. Here is our position. Read it, and let me know if you agree… Step one. Remove the illegal migrant population. Two million? Three million? Even more? Doesn’t matter. They will all be detained, and they will all be deported. We will of course start with the third world invaders and foreign criminals - this is a day one priority. A Restore Britain Government would launch the largest deportation scheme in British history - we have the plan, we’ve already published the most comprehensive deportation scheme ever released. 100+ pages of it. We know how to do it. Now we are seeking the power to implement it. The illegals are the priority. Foreign criminals go too, but that doesn’t even need discussing anymore. They’re out the door on the first flight home. What happens to them in their own country is not our problem. Step two. Legal migrants who can’t speak English, refuse to work, claim benefits, live in social housing, hate our way of life or even actively want to do us harm? They go too - hopefully voluntarily. If not, they will be removed. Dual nationals who want to kill us? Strip them off their British citizenship and send them back. Foreign Islamists, gone. Dual national Islamists, gone. If foreigners want to live in an Islamic country, we will make that a reality for them. This would all be twinned with drastic reductions of the number of people settling in the country, and I mean drastic. It will be in the thousands, not the hundreds of thousands. Who can come? Ultra high-skilled migrants to fill gaps, and spouses of British men and women. We would ease that process, allowing Brits to bring their husband/wives into our country without the endless bureaucracy, red tape and cost - allowing them to build a family. That is positive immigration. We will encourage it. All done alongside our Red List. If a country is proven to supply us with sex pests, rapists, criminals and illegals? We will shut off entire visa routes. We will discriminate based on the evidence. Afghanistan would be top of that list. Those Afghans who came following the data breach would be removed and relocated. All of them. The asylum system would be abolished in its entirety. ILR would be scrapped. Benefits for foreign nationals would be cancelled. Social housing currently filled with foreigners would be freed for British families. The whole immigration scam would finally end. When a visa ends, that individual will be expected to leave Britain - that principle will be enforced for the first time in decades. And here’s a mad idea. Our aim would be to train the millions of healthy Brits on benefits to do these jobs. This is just so painfully obvious. If they don’t like it, they lose their universal credit. Simple. None of this is complicated. It just takes balls. The number of people living in Britain would radically reduce - millions would go during the first five years of a Restore Britain Government. Millions. Our immigration system would put one group of people at the top of the agenda. The British people. If you want all of this - vote for it. Join Restore Britain, support Restore Britain. Put us in power, and we will get it done. I promise you that.

@polypocketknife The charge too much for rent, the stores charge too much for what they sell. No one came back after the post pandemic inflation made it even worse. Stores went out of biz or moved. No one wants to pay the inflated rentals costs. BAM! Ghost Malls.

why are malls like this always struggling (or surviving by pivoting to be exclusively for rich people) but outdoor shopping centers seem to be doing fine?

@furutanitomomi He's cute! I wish your family well.

【ご報告】 この度、第二子となる男の子を出産しました。 今回の出産は私自身の身体の問題で「無事に出産までたどり着けるかわからない」と言われ、不安な気持ちを抱えて過ごしていたため、ご報告が出産後となりました。 二人の母親になるなんてまだ信じられませんが力を合わせて歩んでいきたいです✨

@Thuso1Africa Hey, it's not our fault that no matter how many billions Europeans have spent or wars they and the US has fought to stop slavery, Africans just wont stop selling each other.

Slavery was far worse than the holocaust

The making of iconic HBO’s 1982 intro and the final result is still mind-blowing.

This is funny no matter how many times you see it.. 🤣

@HeavyMetalInk Why is that first lady wearing pants on her head?

Art by Argentine illustrator Oscar Chichoni 🇦🇷🔥

@aakashgupta I bet they use that Dyson Sphere to boil water, to turn a turbine, to make electricity...

The universe is a time machine and the math on the distance ladder will break your brain. 2,000 light-years gets you Rome. Go to 500 light-years and you're watching the Black Plague consume Europe in real time. At 80 light-years, you catch World War II. At 4.24 light-years, the nearest star system, Alpha Centauri, the light arriving right now left Earth in 2022. Someone there is watching us argue about whether GPT-4 is sentient. Now scale that in the other direction. The Andromeda Galaxy is 2.5 million light-years away. An observer there right now sees Earth before modern humans existed. They're watching early hominids figure out stone tools. They have no idea what's coming. The closest alien civilization is statistically estimated at 33,000 light-years away. They would be watching humans invent agriculture for the first time. Writing hasn't been invented yet. Cities don't exist. From their perspective, we are a species that just figured out how to plant wheat. Here's what makes the physics cruel. To actually see a human-sized object on Earth from just 20 light-years away, you'd need a telescope array roughly 100 million kilometers across. That's more than half the diameter of Earth's orbit around the Sun. To see Rome from 2,000 light-years? The optics required would be larger than our solar system. The light is real. The photons that bounced off Roman soldiers are still traveling outward at 300,000 km/s right now, carrying that information forever. The universe has a perfect recording of every moment in Earth's history, expanding in all directions at the speed of light. The problem was never distance. The problem is that no civilization, no matter how advanced, can build a lens big enough to read it.

A riddle from 1688 goes: "If a man born blind can feel the differences between shapes such as spheres and cubes,if given the ability, could he distinguish those objects by sight alone?" In 2003, the riddle was solved when five people had their sight restored through surgery. They could not.

@alphafox Also, let us mute Slippy.

Starfox - just update the graphics, and leave everything else the same: