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Hisstopher 🐍💤

@HissHitbox

Seabee Veteran 🇺🇸 ⌇ RT a lot ⌇ I mostly crack jokes in replies ⌇ Ancient, no minors.

Laying Eggs in your ears Se unió Ağustos 2025
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Hisstopher 🐍💤@HissHitbox·
Feeling weary Xitter scroller? Stop rest here watch snek dance for you but tell no one what you saw
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fortnite philosopher@romenumerals·
@HissHitbox @doomernat22 unintelligent retarded baby babble. there is no ‘cuckery’ involved in condemning egregious and irrational crimes committed by your own people. ‘commies aren’t people’ are you seriously still stuck in 2020 libertarianism? embarrassing
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doomernat@doomernat22·
ik. i will live rent free in your head along with every other dumbass conservative’s head.
ArthurX@ArthurX1583680

@doomernat22 We won’t forget or forgive traitors like you .

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0HOUR1@0hour1·
If they have him and get him out, we are about to see a level of cope and seethe you've never witnessed before.
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Hisstopher 🐍💤@HissHitbox·
@romenumerals @doomernat22 ' you guys ' nah man I ain't one of those. Nice try though we used to have an Act that jailed cucks like him around WW1 it should come back, commies aren't people and therefore are not American.
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Hisstopher 🐍💤@HissHitbox·
@jackunheard We used to have an Act that punished people like that around 1918. Even with its issues I think it's perfect for modern times.
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Jack@jackunheard·
What we experienced in the last 24 hours from the Left was nothing short of demonic. While President Trump was working all day on a critical mission to rescue an American pilot, the left ran a massive campaign pushing the lie that he was dead. We need a complete investigation into who paid for and coordinated these posts. Every account involved should be fully demonetized on X. They knew Trump had one mission: save the American pilot, not walk around and talk to the press. They still chose to attempt a mass distraction from it with a disgusting lie. If you need more proof the left hates America, you’re no better than them.
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Hisstopher 🐍💤@HissHitbox·
@MrImranPk We don't care even if that's true, Pakistan sounds nice maybe SoAR should take a field trip there and bring back a trophy if you guys are all like this.
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Iranian Force@MrImranPk·
Do Americans even realize their president is basically the most hated guy on the planet right now?
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Hisstopher 🐍💤@HissHitbox·
@glitchchilla If one makes their entire Identity about sexuality, that's the only value they provide and honestly it's kind of worthless if that's all they got defining them no matter what revs their motors.
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Nuri 🇵🇱@glitchchilla·
If you make being queer your entire identity, it’s because you have nothing actually redeeming about yourself.
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Someone: "I'll block you if you don't respect my pronouns." Hello there, welcome to the internet. Your fragile ego wouldn't survived the 2000s internet which was the equal of the digital Wild West. Just go ahead & block me already, don't just make an announcement about it.
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Hisstopher 🐍💤@HissHitbox·
@KMBK_ARKADIA We might be rowdy and brash to some, but at the end of the day we do our best to be there when someone we like needs it.
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КМБК (КМЫЖЕМЯК)@KMBK_ARKADIA·
これ気づいたんだけどさ、この問題が思想や信条の問題じゃなくて、人間性の問題ってことなんだよねたぶん。 俺たちが好きなのはただのアメリカ人じゃなくて、アメリカに住んでる好奇心旺盛でフレンドリーで時々イカれてる礼儀正しい人達なんだよねきっと。
planefag@planefag

I love that Japan has figured out that they can summon Americans like a youkai by chanting the invocation and whatever tiresome Communist they're facing will find their replies flooded by eagles and flags

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SafetySwipe@SafetyNotorious·
English translation: "They’re dead, they’re dead, they killed the people!" "Oh God... Oh God..." "This is the person, this is the one." "His head is blown apart!" "Oh God, Oh God, this is a mess!" "Wait, let me take a photo, Mohammad-Saeed!" "Don’t take a photo, they’re shooting from the house!" "Brother, let’s say a blessing, come on, come on!" "Brother, let's say a blessing! Oh God!" "Thank you, let’s go, we’re doing a blessing for the martyr." "Bring the stretcher up! Come on, hurry!" "By the Quran, bring the stretcher up!" "Shahya! Bring the stretcher up!" "He’s been hit!" "Ah! Oh God!" "Get closer, get closer, bring the stretcher here!" "Is this a soldier?" "No, he's a civilian." "No, he’s a soldier, look at his pants, look at his belt." "This is the one, this is the same one." "Hello? Hello?" "Reza! Come here, hurry!" "Look, he’s become a martyr, unfortunately." "His ear is destroyed... he doesn't even have a head anymore." "God, what is this?" "God is Great! God is Great!" "Oh God! Oh my mother! Help! Help!"
Eyal Yakoby@EYakoby

BREAKING: Basij forces reportedly discovered their own fighters killed by U.S. A-10 guided rocket strikes near the house where the second F-15E crew member had been hiding.

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Hisstopher 🐍💤@HissHitbox·
Japan, I'm curious how true is this sentiment by Nbinted? This person is an Australian that lives there and teaches English apparently. His nick name is "ponut" " These people are considered even weirder in Japan than they're considered in the west. Japanese people who think America is cool aren't generally all that aware of MAGA shit. And the Japanese far right is more about hating other Asian people than any western-centric paranoia. " He makes a lot of political statements is one of the reasons many were assuming we were dislike over there.
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Hisstopher 🐍💤@HissHitbox·
@TLtj18 Hoping you guys pull through, I miss having fun smack talk with you guys instead of seeing the weird ones.
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Taya.@TLtj18·
We in the UK Are going through our Joe Biden times..
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Hisstopher 🐍💤@HissHitbox·
@MarioNawfal SERE instructor is probably the proudest guy in the world right now, holy shit what a legend. And the people that helped him as well.
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Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal·
🇺🇸🇮🇷 A senior U.S. military official just called this one of the most complex special operations missions in American history The details that are emerging are extraordinary. Two transport planes got stuck at a remote base inside Iran after the WSO was recovered. Commanders flew in three replacement aircraft, extracted everyone, and destroyed both disabled planes on the ground to prevent them falling into Iranian hands. The F-15E went down in a region with significant opposition to the Iranian government. The WSO may have received help from local civilians willing to shelter an American pilot while their own government hunted him. The CIA reportedly facilitates exactly this kind of arrangement through a process called "unconventional assisted recovery," making contact with civilians willing to help vulnerable troops survive. So the full picture: a pilot ejected, climbed a mountain, was sheltered by locals who risked their lives, evaded for 48 hours while Iran offered bounties, survived a massive firefight at the recovery site, was extracted on aircraft that then got stuck, required three more planes to fly in, and the originals were blown up on exit. What a story. Source: NYT Media: @officialrnintel
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Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal

🚨🇺🇸🇮🇷 BREAKING: Alleged pictures of U.S. C-130 that got stuck at a refueling point inside Iran during the rescue operation and was destroyed by Delta Force to prevent capture. Source: @officialrnintel

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