I am a fucking gem poster! I'm just stuck posting coal because *someone* won't get off her fat fucking ass and help me!
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HowlingMasshole
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Feel like I could date a woman cop and she wouldn't shoot me cuz she'd realize I'm different, I could change her.
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Watching Grit TV on the couch with my balls out for no reason, killing yuenglings. This is what the radical left wants to take from you, White Man.
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Peter Caine Dog Training speaks of this
bacchic owl ❤️🔥🌲@doom_gazer
I'm sleeping naked all alone in a trailer in the woods, I sure hope a female sasquatch won't show up 😏😏😏
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I regularly select the (spiritually correct) option to fight the attacker as a first resort on the recurrent active shooter training at my job and I'm like 70% sure management sees that in the system every time I do. If it happens and I catch that fucker his name is mud.
Saint 𖤓@seasaintxbt
High test thoughts: -Disarming an active shooter -Conquering a nation and ruling with an iron fist -Dying for God -Leading a cavalry charge -Exploring foreign lands
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@DaOfficialVigil M14 and an M9
BAR belt on a STABO rig
'72 Dodge Challenger
Hawaiian shirt, jeans, jungle boots, Sox hat
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Alright scenario time.
It’s September 1988.
There’s a possible terror threat along Florida’s East coast.
Advanced weapons are being smuggled in with drugs.
You are an FBI agent sent to investigate these rumors and stop the threat.
Choose your firearms, vehicles, and gear.
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Haaland keeps jump scaring these goalies like a fuckin babadook lmao
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Everything reminds me of her
iti malias@itimaliasof
Eu sabia que as bochechas dela eram grandes, mas não imaginava que fossem tão grandes assim. 🙀
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For the record, I’d be open to working with Uwe Boll.
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The amount of girls that get really invested in my Boston accent is staggering
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This is what the hot bartenders are saying about me when I step outside to smoke, I'm pretty sure
New York Post@nypost
Scientists find unexpected 'signs of life' inside 5,300-year-old mummy trib.al/qV7w213
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They are trying to lock you out of the new market they have built for non Americans.
unusual_whales@unusual_whales
BREAKING: Bank of America says it now expects the Federal Reserve to hike rates three times this year
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sensitive young man w/combat experience
Napolyon KiKo@NapolyonKiKo
"NOTHING IS OVER. NOTHING! You just don't accept 'no' as an answer. It wasn't my call. You wanted me to be life-maxxing, I didn't ask you. And I did what I had to do for knowledge-maxxing. But somebody would have us neet-maxxing. Then I comeback, normies calling me a chud."
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