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@HowlingMasshole

Colonial/Freak

Katılım Ağustos 2021
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HowlingMasshole@HowlingMasshole·
Feel like I could date a woman cop and she wouldn't shoot me cuz she'd realize I'm different, I could change her.
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Spooky@Spooklander·
I'm the guy that spends all day online. You must be the other guy.
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HowlingMasshole@HowlingMasshole·
Watching Grit TV on the couch with my balls out for no reason, killing yuenglings. This is what the radical left wants to take from you, White Man.
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HowlingMasshole@HowlingMasshole·
I regularly select the (spiritually correct) option to fight the attacker as a first resort on the recurrent active shooter training at my job and I'm like 70% sure management sees that in the system every time I do. If it happens and I catch that fucker his name is mud.
Saint 𖤓@seasaintxbt

High test thoughts: -Disarming an active shooter -Conquering a nation and ruling with an iron fist -Dying for God -Leading a cavalry charge -Exploring foreign lands

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HowlingMasshole@HowlingMasshole·
I have a "noble savage" view of my ex girlfriend.
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TickSAC🇸🇴@TickSAC·
Gnomes are real
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HowlingMasshole@HowlingMasshole·
@DaOfficialVigil M14 and an M9 BAR belt on a STABO rig '72 Dodge Challenger Hawaiian shirt, jeans, jungle boots, Sox hat
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Wiggle Wiggle Vigil@DaOfficialVigil·
Alright scenario time. It’s September 1988. There’s a possible terror threat along Florida’s East coast. Advanced weapons are being smuggled in with drugs. You are an FBI agent sent to investigate these rumors and stop the threat. Choose your firearms, vehicles, and gear.
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Brett Kollmann
Brett Kollmann@BrettKollmann·
Haaland keeps jump scaring these goalies like a fuckin babadook lmao
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Frasier Payne@MeinGottNiles·
For the record, I’d be open to working with Uwe Boll.
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HowlingMasshole@HowlingMasshole·
The amount of girls that get really invested in my Boston accent is staggering
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