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Best. Video. Ever.

@HumpDayHashTags Takes one to know one :)

Not enough people understand the art of flirtation anymore.

@aphotomama Yes, I’m also a dork 🤓

@HumpDayHashTags Dork 😂

They probably sent him an email that said "click here to see boobies."

UNREAL! 🤯🤯🤯 #Vikings QB JJ McCarthy took Kyler Murray to lunch as a sign of good faith between the quarterbacks. Things took a quickly took a turn when the waitress handed Murray crayons, a coloring book, and a kids menu. McCarthy burst out laughing and told Murray he slipped the waitress a 20 dollar bill for her to prank Kyler. Kyler did not find the prank amusing and told JJ “and you wonder why they brought me in here when you act like this” before storming out of the restaurant. Not a good first impression for Minnesota’s two QB’s 😬…

@ChampneyLisa The implants are slutty. Somebody had to tell you the truth.

#ImNotAGoodActorBut I can dress like one. 😚

@dlippman @Gdady22

SCOOP: Acting ICE head Todd Lyons has been hospitalized at least twice for stress-related issues during the Trump admin., 4 sources told me. They also said that the White House places lots of pressure on him and that Stephen Miller yells at him on calls. politico.com/news/2026/03/2…

Touché

@JamieBonkiewicz In fairness to the current administration, you were making gluten free focaccia bread and Dover sole risotto. 😀😀🤣

I’ve put more thought into my weekly grocery trip than this administration put into planning this war

@JamieBonkiewicz @cosmicsoup2025

Airlines took away Congress’s perks and suddenly they found money to fund TSA. Let’s take away their healthcare and watch what happens next.

Oh Piggy is gonna LOSE it. 😂😂

@SundaeDivine @laurie_voss @atrupar A+

@atrupar 🤣🤣🤣

Trump's face is drooping and his eyes are closed

#IveAlwaysBeenPreparedFor ANYTHING AND EVERYTHIN - GAAAAAHHHHHH

#IveAlwaysBeenPreparedFor feline disapproval

@BellaLaRue1 @charley_ck14 @jaguarjin @kitawny24

@HumpDayHashTags @charley_ck14 @jaguarjin @kitawny24 wo0t!🙌🙌🥳

@charley_ck14 @jaguarjin @BellaLaRue1 @kitawny24 I am doing a one week return of HumpDayHashTags at noon EST on April 1st. I’m hoping to see at least some of the old crew. The tag will be the sort of offensive but stupid material you have come to expect from me. 😀

And just like that, it’s completely VANISHED from the media. A sitting congressman, Ted Lieu, said on the record the Epstein files are being blocked because they show Trump raped and threatened to kill children. Let’s keep this in the spotlight every day.

@jaguarjin @charley_ck14 @BellaLaRue1 @kitawny24

@HumpDayHashTags @charley_ck14 @BellaLaRue1 @kitawny24 Cheers mate! Looking forward to the stickers! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😴😴

@jaguarjin @FletchyTags Antler Barbie is offended.

@HumpDayHashTags @FletchyTags I see no “bounce back” those are loose coils!

#DontLookNowIts spring time!

@GrahamBarnfield @jaguarjin @FletchyTags She is Trophy Wife Barbie on IG or, as I call her, “Antler Barbie.” Welcome to this black hole.

@jaguarjin @HumpDayHashTags @FletchyTags Slightly thrown by Barbie's antlers 🫎 #folkhorror