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@CitizenUddin @EalingCouncil Get a life

This "Blue Badge" holder, regularly parks on Windsor Road, Ealing for the whole day. However, there is a slight problem. He is not 67 years old which is the age of the holder of the permit. @EalingCouncil might want to look into this. Or not...

@johnlmoore @JRLOakley Of course they do, because they’re aware religion is nonsense.

@JRLOakley Educated people don’t blaspheme.

Jesus the amount of reformers who think that tonight they’ve voted for a new Government is entirely the epitome of what’s wrong with our education system.

@Breaking57 How can you have constitutional rights if you’re a sovereign citizen?

sovereign citizen" nut job ALERT

@weetam83 @LiviFCOfficial @pieandbov Simo Valikari?

@LiviFCOfficial @pieandbov Hope they don’t take Valakari from Saints 🙅🏻‍♂️

𝐂𝐨𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐟𝐟 𝐮𝐩𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞 The club can confirm that it has today accepted the resignations of men’s first-team Head Coach Marvin Bartley, along with coach Neil Hastings, with immediate effect. 🔗 livingstonfc.co.uk/coaching-staff…

@LeighClaytn @PintsBeauty Incredible beer

@PintsBeauty Hacker Pschorr Munchner Gold is top tier.

Best of Germany 🇩🇪 This was the toughest 4 to choose! There are so many contenders to be in this. But, which one are you going for? 🍺

@rocketmarketsfi @dogeofficialceo

@dogeofficialceo What would you have proposed them do? Sank the ship with all of them in it?

I love how this hantavirus breaks out on an isolated ship full of people from all over the world, and the immediate solution is to send everyone who was exposed right back to their home countries around the globe. Brilliant containment strategy.

@JoeyMannarino @TRobinsonNewEra It’s not about free speech, you’re just a cunt

I will NOT be attending the rally on May 16th in London that @TRobinsonNewEra is organizing and I likely won’t be attending CPAC UK either because the United Kingdom has decided, randomly, that I am unable to travel there any longer because my prescence is “not conducive to the public good”. I have had this ETA travel permission since last May and have been to the United Kingdom about four or five times since then. I didn’t reapply or anything. Today, I just woke up to this notice in my email. They have banned an American citizen from their country for no apparent reason whatsoever. I assume for matters of freedom of speech, but they haven’t clarified. I will most certainly be appealing that decision and applying for a visa through the formal process to see exactly why they’ve deemed me ineligible to come over. Free speech is DEAD in the United Kingdom. Absolutely dead. The Labour government has taken whatever was left of it and destroyed it.

@MichaelAvenatti I’d agree up until a point - when it starts affecting their jobs then there has to be conversation about it at least

OMG!!!! For the first time in the history of the world, two people had an affair and may have had a child born out of that affair. And it was after they rented a boat no less!!! What blasphemy (said while pearl clutching). I mean at a minimum they should have their entire lives ruined, lose their careers, assets and everything else they ever cared about, and also be paraded through the streets so they can be ridiculed and stoned. And their families should also suffer further repeated humiliation. Because all of the rest of us are without fault or sin, right? GTFOH

BREAKING: Two people who had been on board the MV Hondius have returned to Britain, the UKHSA has said. They are self-isolating and were not showing symptoms. Hantavirus updates: trib.al/xgu6bJJ

@AdaLluch @TRobinsonNewEra Good.

They just cancelled my ETA to the United Kingdom. What a coincidence it happened a couple of days after I privately confirmed with @TRobinsonNewEra I would attend the UTK rally on May 16th. Call me crazy, but it certainly looks like they are trying to sabotage his rally.

@DrFeelg74250230 @SarahAllisonFl

@InducedChip @SarahAllisonFl Biden isn't president anymore dummy.

A Pakistani Muslim grooming gang in the UK kept a 15 year old girl in a cage like a dog, while using her as a sex slave. The teenage girl, Victoria Agoglia, who was abused by the Rochdale grooming gang, was r*ped before being killed by a lethal heroine injection that was injected into her by a 50 year old man. The same gang also kept the aborted fetus of another teenage girl as a souvenir, storing it in a freezer. In September 2003 the 15 year old girl visited the home of a 50-year-old Pakistani Muslim man - Mohammed Yaqoob - who injected her with heroin. She died in hospital five days later. He was later jailed for three and half years for injecting her with a noxious substance after being cleared of manslaughter. The girl was one of hundreds of teens, some as young as 11, that were groomed, trafficked and abused by the Pakistani gangs between 2004-2012 in the Greater Manchester area. Shabir Ahmed, one of the ringleaders of the Rochdale child grooming gang who forced his victims to call him 'Daddy' was jailed for a total of 41 years for multiple r*pes and sexual offences against children. Source: Daily Mail

@Its_Lunati @northernsoulftm They’ve absolutely no chance - only themselves to blame, the push against driving alone makes them unviable.

@northernsoulftm they are literally the only viable option btw

Each to their own but if you are voting for the Greens then your off ya tits imo

@redpillb0t What an odd question

A local resident stands up and asks the obvious question: “How do you plan to meet the sexual needs of 600 men?” This is at a local council meeting in Crowborough - where over 500 illegal, adult aged unknown migrant men are being moved in

@DrFeelg74250230 @SarahAllisonFl Nobody gives a flying fuck what you want. Your country is a fucking joke run by a paedophile

@SarahAllisonFl You guys don't understand. We want ALL of Britain punished for this. The natives the most. You cowards allowed this to happen and created a culture where these girls are going to these guys' houses of their own volition.

@aakashgupta Well, he’s still a fucking billionaire then

LeBron James says he isn't a billionaire. Forbes has him at $1.4 billion. He's right. He went on Complex this week, held up a $405,040 Richard Mille, and said the watch was free. He said his bank account holds a couple thousand. He said his kids have all the money now. Every line is accurate. The Lakers paid him $48.7 million this season. His off-court income runs around $80 million annually from Nike, PepsiCo, Beats, and a dozen other brands. None of that sits in a checking account at age 41. It moves into investment vehicles the same week it clears. The Richard Mille is the RM 65-01 LeBron edition, limited to 150 pieces globally. He didn't buy it. He co-designed it. Richard Mille gave him 001/150 because every paparazzi photo of his wrist sells the next 20 to oil magnates and tech founders. The watch is technically free in the same way the MacBook Tim Cook holds at a keynote is technically free. The brand pays the principal to wear the product. The 2011 Fenway Sports Group deal is the textbook version of the trade. LeBron got Liverpool FC equity for marketing services, zero cash out of pocket. Liverpool was valued around $300 million at the time. The club sits above $5 billion today. He converted that stake into a broader FSG position in 2021, which now also includes the Red Sox and Pittsburgh Penguins. FSG itself runs north of $12 billion. He paid nothing for any of it. SpringHill is the bigger one. RedBird Capital led a 2021 round at a $725 million valuation, with Nike and FSG also putting capital in. LeBron remained the largest single shareholder. The company just merged with Fulwell 73, which extends the slate without diluting his control. None of that equity is liquid. It compounds inside a holding structure that does not show up on a bank statement. Now the kids. "They got all the money now. They take care of dad." Read that as an estate plan said out loud. Move appreciating assets into trusts in your heirs' names while the assets are still small. Pay gift tax on the original valuation. The S&P doubles, the trust doubles, the IRS already saw its slice. The Walton family ran this on Walmart in the 1980s. The Mars family ran it on candy. The Complex headline is "LeBron reveals he's not a billionaire." $1.4 billion is the entity. Couple thousand is the man.

@clitlord77 Should have left him there the disgusting fuck

there’s an episode of “viva la bam” where they handcuff vito to a pier and i cannot for the life of me find what episode it was

@CFCBears @Peter_Bukowski

@Peter_Bukowski You have 3 tweets about the Bears today before noon. This was my second tweet of the week. One of us is engagement farming and it isnt me

Rent was due for Petey just leave him alone and don’t engage

@ShelleySKinney @uncledoomer Absolutely clueless

@uncledoomer They actually kill faster than cigs. You smoke you’re 15% more likely to get lung cancer. You vape you’re 50% more likely to get copd and don’t even think about popcorn lung which sounds terrifying

i hit a nicotine vape the other day after not hitting a nicotine vape for several years and nearly doubled over from coughing. meanwhile if i have just two beers i can rip marlboro heaters all night long no problem. theres no way that the vapes are not slowing killing millions

@mcfc_Presh @ManCity Twat

@ManCity Say no to racism but they’ve both been shocking for us, especially Semenyo. They both have the chance to redeem themselves against their former clubs Bournemouth and Crystal Palace. Come on city!

Club statement: Antoine Semenyo and Marc Guéhi 🔗 mancity.co/club-statement…